saw these from you guys on twitter during the race and qually
brilliant, but cruel
Luca Badoer Update: He's still not going very fast.
Luca Badoer Update: He's still trying to finish the first practice session.
Luca Badoer Update: Complaining of a sore neck "as it worked for Schumacher". Possibly.
Luca Badoer Update: He's never been to Valencia before, so is looking at the sights.
Luca Badoer Update: "I learned all I know from Kimi." Currently enjoying an ice cream and Coke by the beach. Maybe.
Luca Badoer Update: Misunderstood meaning of 'street circuit' and is driving a Ferrari road car.
Luca Badoer Update: He's now gone faster than Hamilton who retired after a couple of minutes. Really, we're telling the truth this time.
Luca Badoer Update: "I was just sticking to the speed limit. And those traffic lights are terrible."
Luca Badoer Update: Has never driven at Valencia before, and is relying on his TomTom.
Luca Badoer Update: Heidfeld suggests he's "just plain slow". Although we may have misheard him...
Luca Badoer Update: "I thought the practice session ended an hour ago?"
Luca Badoer Update: Mixes up pit lane speed limit button. Turned it off in the pitlane, and on while out on track.
Luca Badoer Update: Mixes up KERS button and pit lane speed limiter button.
Luca Badoer Update: Practice session stopped to give Badoer time to catch up.
Luca Badoer Update: Qualifying extended to four sessions to give him a chance.
Luca Badoer Update: After recalculating the times, he's actually qualified in 34th position.
Luca Badoer Update: Is skipping Valencia and going straight to Spa to get a week long head start.
Luca Badoer Update: Not concerned about his pace as he's "going faster than I did last time I raced an F1 car."
Luca Badoer Update: He's just turning up in the paddock, ready to race later this afternoon. Oh...
Luca Badoer Update: Has just started the formation lap.
Luca Badoer Update: Left his TomTom at the hotel, so is going back to get it.
Luca Badoer Update: Badoer just lapped faster than anyone, apart from the 19 other drivers.
Luca Badoer Update: Has just finished his first lap.
Luca Badoer Update: Feeling all Spanish, and is having a mid-race siesta.
Luca Badoer Update: Schumacher to take his place at the next stop, even with a broken neck. Will still be quicker.
Luca Badoer Update: Is being caught by continental drift.
Luca Badoer Update: Saw a beach side ice cream shop, stopped for refreshments.
Luca Badoer Update: Has nearly completed lap nine. Nearly.
Luca Badoer Update: Is expected to finish the race in time for the Italian GP.
Luca Badoer Update: New personal best lap of 4h38:12.894.
Luca Badoer Update: Managed to have a crash in Parc Ferme. Really. Ran in to the back of Adrian Sutil. Oops.
Thanks for following us this weekend - it's been great fun. We're off to apologise to Luca Badoer, if he's finished yet. See you in Spa.
Luca Badoer Update: He's finding the Monday rush hour traffic demanding, but hopes to finish the race soon.