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jalnjr · 19 February 2009

myguitar · 20 February 2009

myguitar · 20 February 2009

Don't buy what you can't afford

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

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MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

steveny · 22 February 2009

The Dead Horse

Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The
farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some
bad news... the horse died."

Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened
with that dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made a profit of $998."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck grew up and now works for the government. He's the one who
figured out how this "bail-out" is going to work.

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

MAJOR STONER · 22 February 2009

“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company)

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine." - Jeff Spicoli

jalnjr · 22 February 2009

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com