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Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,
and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'
Most old timers are helpful like that!
The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,
and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'
Most old timers are helpful like that!
Meat Pirates Unite!!
Ingredients:
~20 sausages
~48 rashers of bacon
1.2kg of sausage meat
1kg of pork mince
10 franks
1kg of pastry (not 100% meat this time)
1 onion
1 mushroom
2 packets of chipolata sausages
various food colorings
sage
The Sea
Pastry hull and filling made of minced pork with onion, cooked.
Bacon to simulate wood.
The deck!
Sails.
(Octopus made from sausages and a red colored mushroom for head)
Pirates.
HA!!! Meat curtains!!!!!
Ingredients:
~20 sausages
~48 rashers of bacon
1.2kg of sausage meat
1kg of pork mince
10 franks
1kg of pastry (not 100% meat this time)
1 onion
1 mushroom
2 packets of chipolata sausages
various food colorings
sage
The Sea
Pastry hull and filling made of minced pork with onion, cooked.
Bacon to simulate wood.
The deck!
Sails.
(Octopus made from sausages and a red colored mushroom for head)
Pirates.
HA!!! Meat curtains!!!!!
Thank you for posting what is really the "heart" of foods and family meals.
Great touch by putting in that sage by the way.
Great touch by putting in that sage by the way.
I thing the sage goes in the frying pan with onion and minced pork.
Either way... DUDE - An edible ship!!!! Pinnacle of culinary achievement. :tongue:
I will make one of these someday, but more functional and delicious, and not heart clogging!
This one has no meat though, mine will!
Either way... DUDE - An edible ship!!!! Pinnacle of culinary achievement. :tongue:
I will make one of these someday, but more functional and delicious, and not heart clogging!
This one has no meat though, mine will!
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what a sausage-fest!
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Every man should know how to be a great cook. I love it, spend hours in the kitchen every day, even though it's not my choice for a career path.
Anyway, I love and recommend this guy. He's down to earth, true home cooking that will not intimidate like the folks at the Food Network.
http://www.youtube.com/user/jaybobed
Anyway, I love and recommend this guy. He's down to earth, true home cooking that will not intimidate like the folks at the Food Network.
http://www.youtube.com/user/jaybobed
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