Cheesiest line to Pick up Alix with

[fullracehonda]

That's because they might put 27 miles on their F-car during the course of a date. Do you know how much maintenance would cost for that many miles?

actualy i think its becaus they only post pictures of their cars on myspace and the womens get mad when they dont get a ride in it becaus of the maintnance costs for 27 miles :tongue:



2 different people buy 348's, older people that want to relive the good old days when that was THE car, and broke people who want to be "stunnas" with a cheap ferrari


(uptight peopel dont take my remarks seriously)

 

[steveny]

actualy i think its becaus they only post pictures of their cars on myspace and the womens get mad when they dont get a ride in it becaus of the maintnance costs for 27 miles :tongue:



2 different people buy 348's, older people that want to relive the good old days when that was THE car, and broke people who want to be "stunnas" with a cheap ferrari


(uptight peopel dont take my remarks seriously)

From what I have seen the 348 cost a lot of money to keep running correctly. The 360/430 is really the car to get.

 

[myguitar]

“We should go out to dinner and a movie. And by dinner I mean to my place. And by movie I mean lay in my bed doing the nasty!”

I’d be curious to see how quick someone would get knocked out after that one!
The truth is, if I walked up to this girl, I’d probably get nervous, cramp up while mumbling “giggity, giggity” followed by a lenghty sound of relief and a quiet request for a napkin.

I got hit on by some lady (yeah, she was older than me) last weekend and she told me I looked like Peyton Manning. Her friend corrected her and said I looked more like Eli Manning. So, ladies have some cheesy lines too…

 

[myguitar]

Oh, and this one...

"Hey babe, If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!"

 

[texasmr2]

So, ladies have some cheesy lines too…

They just work on us men alot easier and like we care :biggrin: !

 

[White92]

You should have responded to them with something like, "Let's go back to my place and throw down."

 

[jlindy]

I say, if you want to ask someone out, just call them up and ask. No need for lame public flattery...:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: Ha, ha...


Seriously though, this has to be the Herb Tarlek-iest thread I have ever seen....:biggrin:

 

[sgvnsxrated]

How about..


"Hi, My name is Tom and I would like to have sexual intercourse with you, if you know what I mean :wink: "

 

[beckertb]

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only guy talking to you"

better yet

casually walk up and ask "would you like to dance?".....if she declines, say, "Maam, I believe you misunderstood me--I said you look FAT in those pants"

 

[myguitar]

Well, this topic is cheesy, but funny. And I need a laugh today!

Anyway... The best way to get any girl to like you is to bring a bunny and a gun to the bar with you. Find the girl you want to dance with, go up to her, hold the bunny up by it's ears and point the gun right to it's tiny little head and say "Dance with me or the bunny gets it!"

It works every time, at least until the cops show up.

 

[MiamieNeSeX]

Armando

 

[queenlives]

ya know, kids, i started to write some of the cheesiest lines i've ever heard or used successfully "back in the day" and found i was too embarrassed to put them in writing while i'm sober.

:redface:

but let me say that it's my experience there is (almost) no bottom limit to what "works" (for either gender) given the proper combination of factors.

jeez... and somehow i survived it all.

 

[queenlives]

Armando

+ 1 for you in the tub, armando

 

[Ski_Banker]

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only guy talking to you"

better yet

casually walk up and ask "would you like to dance?".....if she declines, say, "Maam, I believe you misunderstood me--I said you look FAT in those pants"

You're single, aren't you. :wink:





just kidding buddy. :tongue:

 

[Ski_Banker]

This would only work with our own lovely NSX ladies, Alexandra wink: ) and Dawn, so don't expect quality results at your local night club. Here goes:

" my cock is Comptech supercharged. "



:biggrin:

 

[WingZ]

ya know, kids, i started to write some of the cheesiest lines i've ever heard or used successfully "back in the day" and found i was too embarrassed to put them in writing while i'm sober.

:redface:

but let me say that it's my experience there is (almost) no bottom limit to what "works" (for either gender) given the proper combination of factors.

jeez... and somehow i survived it all.

Awww come queens you just gotta this thread just keeps getting better! Some of this even had me in tears!

Also how does Armando reach the petals in his car? I guess getting in and out would be easy though

This would only work with our own lovely NSX ladies, Alexandra wink: ) and Dawn, so don't expect quality results at your local night club. Here goes:

" my cock is Comptech supercharged. "



:biggrin:

Forced induction on the pee pee Is that like Viagra?

 

[myguitar]

" my cock is Comptech supercharged. "
:biggrin:

Go with the turbo bro, that way you get the nice blow-of whistle after every few pumps...

Bwaaaaaaaaaaa - shhhh - bwaaaaaaaa - shhhh....

:biggrin:

 

[Ski_Banker]

"what kind of drink is that"
..Get bartender to get you the same drink. But instead of her thinking its for her...you drink a sip. Then turn to her and go..."i like it..very smooth." Give her a wink and leave your number.."just like my nsx" and walk over to your buds and carry out a normal conversation with them. you will get a call.

haha no you won't!!! are you kidding???

You want to know the secret?
Forget everything you know about, and have learned from, Maverick and 007. And [pick your favorite rock star]. You aren't him, neither am I. Even with a mountain of cash as a businessperson, you still aren't. There's 100 other guys within 2 miles of you with nice cash/nice jobs.

So, back to basics. Kiss ass. Make her feel special. Wear a rubber. :biggrin:

 

[WingZ]

Hey you guys are screwing up the thread! It's not a pu line it's a cheesy pu line to make people laugh.

Who goes to the internet for pu lines or for that matter who needs or actually uses pu lines.

Now quit screwin around make with the cheesy

 

[Ski_Banker]

" Hi, my name is Perry. I drive an $80,000 blue Honda by myself on a track. It's all aluminum and handmade. Lets fuck. "

 

[WingZ]

" Hi, my name is Perry. I drive an $80,000 blue Honda by myself on a track. It's all aluminum and handmade. Lets fuck. "

It's Greg doggonit haven't you been following the thread:biggrin:

Also never tell a b*tch what kinda car you have or how much you spent for it. Then she might start expecting stuff:biggrin:

 

[steveny]

This would only work with our own lovely NSX ladies, Alexandra wink: ) and Dawn, so don't expect quality results at your local night club. Here goes:

" my cock is Comptech supercharged. "



:biggrin:

Don't even try and tell me you blew your supercharger again.

 

[Swift]

"So the rumor going around is that your too good looking to be straight and are a lesbian...so i was wondering if you could help me win a bet that you are at leeeeeast BI?"

 

[WingZ]

"So the rumor going around is that your too good looking to be straight and are a lesbian...so i was wondering if you could help me win a bet that you are at leeeeeast BI?"

Daaaaaamn

That's not cheesy that's straight up HUGE cahoonas!

 

[docjohn]

We were doing so well,,,now the vulgarity is just tanking it.:frown: