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[Red]

I think that Stu is confusing my man Pilottis with his, which are pink and white, pink and pink and pink and silver. He kept telling me that he had to buy womens pilottis because his feet (and probably other things) are so small (size 6!).

Thats right, Stu has 3 pairs of women pilottis!

Guys! Dave has this problem - probably from a ballet injury from when he was younger (last year) - he is pink/everything colour blind!

Although I looked at setting up a foundation to do research into it, this guy called me and told me there's a clinic at Church south of Bloor that deals with this affliction. When we get together on Thursday I will show you my dark blue size 10 racing shoes just so you can see how bad it is for Dave, and then I hope you will give generously to help Dave and all male balerinas, not just Dave, who suffer from this accute and life changing affliction.

I KNOW the NSX community is strong, and will help our lovely little Davey in his time of need!

(I'm sure he's willing to do something back for you - you just might not be inclined to accept, if you catch my drift):wink:

 

[Ski_Banker]

Ya'll Canucks are hilarious... I feel like a poacher even venturing into the Canada Prime section, but it's so worth it. Makes us South Florida Primers look like red state missionaries. :tongue:

 

[Red]

Ya'll Canucks are hilarious... I feel like a poacher even venturing into the Canada Prime section, but it's so worth it. Makes us South Florida Primers look like red state missionaries. :tongue:

Dude! I thought you guys in the red states don't go for the missionary position - I DID see Deliverance!:wink:



What do you think of us "Canucks" now, eh boy?:biggrin:

 

[BioBanker]

Stu, stop hitting on Ski_Banker; he's fragile and vulnerable from doing battle with the smartest FChat could offer up: a 1945 MIT graduate who can not even spell, let alone remember what engine is in his car, or his helicopter.

Guys, you'll never believe it. I saw Stu doing some work on his daily driver. It was insane. All I had to do was show him how to turn the dremmel on. Apparently without pedals his car was "going no where". Not sure what he meant, but I snapped a quick pick anyways.

 

[Ski_Banker]

You saw Deliverance??? I thought that had been censored out of Canada just like Fox News. :biggrin: And yes, Missionary is entirely acceptable in the red states, although in certain Florida districts it has a very different meaning. :biggrin:

Back to Fchat.

 

[Red]

Stu, stop hitting on Ski_Banker; he's fragile and vulnerable from doing battle with the smartest FChat could offer up: a 1945 MIT graduate who can not even spell, let alone remember what engine is in his car, or his helicopter.

Tell me truly, is Ski_Banker some how related to you? (You do have the same last name!) There are differences I read in the name...I suppose being a ferrari guy he likes to go to Aspen and strike out with ski bunnies - vs. you who likes to study Biology so one day you'll be able to figure out what Phylum a ski bunny falls into.:wink:

Guys, you'll never believe it. I saw Stu doing some work on his daily driver. It was insane. All I had to do was show him how to turn the dremmel on. Apparently without pedals his car was "going no where". Not sure what he meant, but I snapped a quick pick anyways.

Look here! I don't know where you got the picture of chitty-chitty-bang-bang, but its pretty obvious that its not mine - no Dealer Plate!

 

[Red]

You saw Deliverance??? I thought that had been censored out of Canada just like Fox News. :biggrin:

Not only can we rent it freely, but our government (ex-government, almost?) doesn't wire-tap us, so we can talk about it without fear of being arrested without due process!:biggrin:

And yes, Missionary is entirely acceptable in the red states, although in certain Florida districts it has a very different meaning. :biggrin:

RIGHT! Like the missionary work in South America - Was that WITH/SUPPORTING Contra-ception?:wink:

Back to Fchat.

Yeah, Say hi to the hair-piece and ascott crowd for me too!:biggrin:

 

[Ski_Banker]

Not only can we rent it freely, but our government (ex-government, almost?) doesn't wire-tap us, so we can talk about it without fear of being arrested without due process!:biggrin:



RIGHT! Like the missionary work in South America - Was that WITH/SUPPORTING Contra-ception?:wink:

Yeah...so... at least my country can beat up your country. :biggrin: :wink:

 

[Red]

Yeah...so... at least my country can beat up your country. :biggrin: :wink:

Yeah, maybe AFTER you pull out of IRAQ - right now all you're guys have got is a few unarmoured Humvees and half the coast guard!

SHIT! That might do it!

 

[Ski_Banker]

Yeah, maybe AFTER you pull out of IRAQ - right now all you're guys have got is a few unarmoured Humvees and half the coast guard!

SHIT! That might do it!

Oh...our arsenal runs much deeper than that my friend. We've got the Bat Mobile strategically located in Los Angeles, an angry mob of tea-demonstrators in Boston, a bag full of fireworks that Uncle Sam confiscated from me in July, and a legion of Cub Scouts recently trained in archery, basketweaving and waterboarding. :biggrin:

 

[BioBanker]

And Stu - you're forgetting that it wouldnt be much of an invasion. Many of them have already infiltrated our perimeter under the guise of being friends.

They have missile bases within our country! I hate to think how many planes they already have at our 3 air bases. And I bet there are 2 dozen subs in the Georgia straight ready to pounce!

Word is that they figured a war would be cheaper to fight than paying us back what they owe us back the $4B they owe us for the softwood.

 

[Red]

And Stu - you're forgetting that it wouldnt be much of an invasion. Many of them have already infiltrated our perimeter under the guise of being friends.

Yeah, but we'll just tell Pam Anderson to appeal to American men all over the internet asking them to help keep Canada safe! It could start the American Civil War Part 2, fight to free the blondes!

I see a whole new gettysberg address: Size 40 double Ds and born 27 years ago, there's a great blondie who I'd like to buff.

Word is that they figured a war would be cheaper to fight than paying us back what they owe us back the $4B they owe us for the softwood.

The problem is Americans don't understand other countries - they're so Xenophobic! To them $4B is a few more cruise missles for Afganastan or Iraq (they can hardly tell the difference between the two countries, which is how this whole shit mess got started in the first place!) but to Canada $4B is like a year's income tax collection from every man, woman and company in the country!

And do you know how it all got started? Some Pharma company (they used to be a client so I can't type their name) called Bush and said, "Bushy, we can't have Americans PAYING for soft wood when our stock price is based on MAKING WOOD HARD!"

Well Geroge Bush is SOOOOO much a sucker for corporate interests he decided to screw Canada out of all its lunch money just because he refused to listen to the intern who was sucking HIS Dick (who's named Cheney - I don't mean the intern's name ) That intern knew what he was talking about, just nowbody would listen to HIM.

On another note: Ski_Banker, can we stay with you when we come to Florida? Since we never got the softwood $$$ we've had to cut back on teh vacation fund!:biggrin:

 

[omeys_berlina]

Yeah...so... at least my country can beat up your country. :biggrin: :wink:

The war of 1812?

 

[Red]

The war of 1812?

Hey! If it wasn't for that war the Americans wouldn't have the White house! It would be the Red House and that wouldn't have worked durring the McCarthy era!:wink:

Can you see it? Americans saying Better Off Dead than Red! Then tuning their TVs to hear the President from the Red House?

We did 'em a favour! (Just like when we DIDN'T go into Iraq with them)

 

[Ski_Banker]

I'm having an awful hard time understanding what you guys are writing. Is it French?

j/k :wink:

 

[BioBanker]

Make fun of those in France all you want, but our French girls are a national treasure.

 

[Red]

Make fun of those in France all you want, but our French girls are a national treasure.

What makes you think Ski_Banker is into GIRLS?:wink:

 

[Ski_Banker]

What makes you think Ski_Banker is into GIRLS?:wink:

Note to self: Be sure to diligently follow all NSX Prime Canada threads on a 3x daily basis. Radio silence can be awkward, eh?!!

Ok. Just to set the record straight, and despite living in SoBe, Ski_Banker is 100% Pam Anderson-interested/eligible. :biggrin: Celine Dion...well, I think he'd prefer to remain celibate (sp?) if that's all you guys could offer up. :wink:

And, since ya'll Canadians play the middle ground on EVERYTHING in international high-stakes diplomacy...how 'bout helping negotiate some digit exchanges between myself and Jennifer Love Hewett. :biggrin:

 

[Red]

how 'bout helping negotiate some digit exchanges between myself and Jennifer Love Hewett. :biggrin:

So you want her to give you the finger? I know you Americans like abuse, (Iraq, waterboarding, etc.) but seriously dude, you gotta know when to draw the line!

 

[Ski_Banker]

Good one Red. I walked right into that. :tongue:

So what do you Canadian finance guys do when NYC is mothballed over Thanksgiving? Play tetris? I remember doing a Thanksgiving play while in 3rd grade - Pilgrims and Indians coming together for a feast, but my line in the play was "Nah...let the Canucks dine by themselves at the kiddie table." The audience got a real kick out of seeing the Pilgrims and Indians high-fiveing over that remark. :biggrin: :wink:

 

[BioBanker]

Some of us get a free day off

And Red's not a real finance guy BTW. If we're high finance, hes down in the basement to see if he can dig down some more finance.

 

[Ski_Banker]

Gotta love the holidays! Xmas parties coming up. Intra-office scandals just waiting to happen! I saw something in the journal a few weeks ago about bonuses being 20% higher than even last year! (Not that it will affect anything down here...but is still kinda cool...more hottie Analysts down here in March :biggrin: ).

 

[BioBanker]

Yep - good bonuses this year.

 

[Red]

And Red's not a real finance guy BTW. If we're high finance, hes down in the basement to see if he can dig down some more finance.

Yeah, with interest rates as heavy as mine they can't be found in those gleaming office towers - they'd collapse the floors!:wink:

 

[Red]

...but is still kinda cool...more hottie Analysts down here in March :biggrin: ).

Hottie Anal-ysts? Look dude I'm not a Republican, I don't care which way you roll, but at the same time please don't paint me graphic pictures of what turns you on! I'm more into the hetro thing myself, you know the missionary proposition!:wink: