I may have a sex change operation so I can be the fastest (and heaviest) woman driver.... 
NSXPO "official" smack talk
- Thread starter Andrie Hartanto
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Peter Mills said:Andrie Hartanto said:
I'm still sticking to my excuse. It must have been my cool down lap
the nsxnut said:The California guys had their chance to bring their cans of whoop ass at Infineon and to tell you the truth, Andrie must have been the only one to show up from that region. I thought Mark and I would be in the middle of the pack with all the CA smack talk on Prime on how they all track and race so much. However, that was not the case
. I only saw Andrie. Where was everyone else?
I guess we will see which region can hold up their can of whoop ass at WGI. The Texans were pretty fast in their home turf. I know I will definitely be the fastest woman
. Footnote: This is for the other 80% of men out there who are not in this post that need to give me the point by a lot sooner.
Maria
Atlanta
'91 Sebring Silver
Maria, You're my new hero! bring on the smack talk!
Andrie: You're in denial and I don't mean the river in Egypt.Andrie Hartanto said:I'm still sticking to my excuse. It must have been my cool down lap
DONYMO,
What makes you think if you have a sex change you will be the fastest woman
Come on Maria, MORE SMACK TALK LOL.............................
LarryB
What makes you think if you have a sex change you will be the fastest woman
Come on Maria, MORE SMACK TALK LOL.............................
LarryB
Because Maria has been REAL used to doing one of three things when I come up behind her:
1. Point me by
2. Put her fist out to pit so I don't get the pass
3. Scream and say "DON!!! Put your clothes back on!"
1. Point me by
2. Put her fist out to pit so I don't get the pass
3. Scream and say "DON!!! Put your clothes back on!"
I stopped by AOB today and yes Bryan H. and Ryan B's cars will be ready, and on-track. Ryan B's car is Mike Bergmans "old" car that he ran a 2:29 @ RA with (that is f'n fast) Bryan's car is better built, and way lighter 2300 lbs yes I said 2300 lbs. Bryan ran about 10 seconds slower with a stock NSX than Bergmans car, so at 600+ lbs lighter, he should be smokin!
DONYMO said:
1. I guess we will see at WGI
2. I do get tired easily, I'm just a girl
3. I still can't figure out how you got by pit out naked
How did the harnesses feel?Maria
Maria could have a sex change operation and still be faster than Andrie.
Peter Mills said:
Peter,
don't give Maria ideas!
Si
Gold Member, Moderator: General Classified
I would think Doug H. from Pulp Racing would hand all you guys a can of whoop ass.
Doug? He is too old. And he got a baby now. Way too conservative
I guess the car to beat will be Bryan Hunter's. It will be hard to beat 2300 lbs car with a 3100 lbs behemoth. But I'll give my best. Tell Bryan to get ready for some beating
Don't worry boys, I definitely don't have penis envyAndrie Hartanto said:
. I love being a woman that can play with the boys, especially the Big Boys Maria
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Also, to be the fastest MAN, I would first have to get ahead of MarkPeter Mills said:
Maria
the nsxnut said:Also, to be the fastest MAN, I would first have to get ahead of Mark
Maria
That would be difficult since Andrie will probably refuse to point either one of you by while he is having his delusions about being king of the hill.
Remember Texas Maria. Even if you were a man...you'd be faster than Mark.the nsxnut said:Also, to be the fastest MAN, I would first have to get ahead of Mark
Maria
Peter Mills said:
HEY! I represent that! The difference was less than one tenth! She got a re-run! I had the traction control on! I missed a shift! The car was heat-soaked since Maria ran first! The wind was blowing against me! The timing was done by human beings! I've only taken a random sample of potential excuses...
BTW, we both posted faster times than Peter!
Mark:
I was retaining water while I was in Texas.
I was retaining water while I was in Texas.
Be scared....... be very scared...............
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