NSXPO "official" smack talk

[Andrie Hartanto]

Since my brother is the photographer for the event this year, please make sure you let him know which "hill" you are going to be the king of because otherwise he is only going to take photos on the actual track.

aww, that's not fair. Your brother is the photographer! I have to get in touch with him at one of the dinner and buy him a beer to make sure he takes pictures of me

 

[Andrie Hartanto]

We did try some timing but couldn't find a calendar to get an accurate read on your laps.

ouch, low blow....

don't worry. This time I'll hid a hotlap timer transponder from the organizer. Oops, you're one of the organizer?

 

[RSO 34]

Don't worry about my brother photographing you. I gave him explicit instructions to shoot all cars, no matter how slow.

You can work off of DocJohn's hot lap timer as long as there is no minimum speed required to get a reading.

 

[Andrie Hartanto]

You know what, I just realize how can I win talking to a lawyer
Hold on. I'll be back with reinforcement.

 

[RSO 34]

What's her name?

 

[nsxtasy]

Don't worry about my brother photographing you. I gave him explicit instructions to shoot all cars

Maybe we should give Mr. Wolf explicit instructions to shoot certain drivers, too.

 

[cojones]

We did try some timing but couldn't find a calendar to get an accurate read on your laps.

I think I have a sundial from one of my early schools
Might not be as useful given the shorter October days in the NE

 

[RSO 34]

Without VTEC the car only puffing less than 200 HP!

A videotape replay of the event shows the true reason for loss of horsepower:

 

[kenjiMR]

hahaha, this thread is great!

Man, Andrie vouching for me... I don't know if I'm fast or not, but I'd really like to go to NSXPO this year, but highly unlikely unless someone invites me to let me share a car or something. I don't mind paying or driving unfamiliar racetracks.

On NSXPrime, I rarely hear laptimes getting thrown around... so I think we get extra cocky.

 

[Andrie Hartanto]

What's her name?

Well, I can't discolse her name yet. But as you already know, chicks digs race car driver. I am surrounded by a lot of beautiful women, and one of them happen to be a damn good lawyer

 

[Andrie Hartanto]

I heard from a little birdie about someone goes by the name of Gregg that is really fast. Let's hear it from the man himself. Gregg, where are you??

 

[Andrie Hartanto]

Andrie:
Becareful who's kindergarten sandbox you're pissin' in.
Are you coming with Tom C and are you using his NSX?
Senior Member

Hi Peter,

I'm an obnoxious visitor. Coming to wreak chaos in your sandbox. Be very afraid.... be very afraid.....

 

[KGP]

... maybe this time SoS car is better sorted and I can show how that car can roll on those mega HP cars without any Forced Induction

Cool, XPO smack talk. I can't come (as if it would matter), but maybe I need to send my car up there with sjs to do some lapping around Andrie.

 

[RSO 34]

Well, But as you already know, chicks digs race car driver.

Of course I am aware of that fact but I am curious as to how you would know that........

 

[RSO 34]

I am surrounded by a lot of beautiful women

Do any of them say anything to you other than "go away" or "stop stalking me" or "I am going into my junior year at Jailbait High School this fall".

 

[RSO 34]

Well, I can't discolse her name yet.

I guess she still has an order of protection in effect, eh?

 

[RSO 34]

This time I'll hid a hotlap timer transponder from the organizer.

You can probably hide it under your skirt.

 

[Andrie Hartanto]

Cool, XPO smack talk. I can't come (as if it would matter), but maybe I need to send my car up there with sjs to do some lapping around Andrie.

Hey, if you let Steve drive your car it would be really cool. I must get a ride!

But as far as passing me, only if I'm on my goped, which I plan to bring with me

 

[Andrie Hartanto]

Bob,

you prove to be a pretty darn good lawyer. How much is your fee? Can we discuss it off line, how much will it take for you to switch side?

 

[Andrie Hartanto]

You can probably hide it under your skirt.

Hey, I'm not skottish

 

[Peter Mills]

Andrie:
You're bringing Tom's car. Our set-ups are identical....no problem. Watkins Glen will another track that you won't get by the beast from the east.
This is reminiscent of "Seabiscuit". Fast horse from west coast (who's owner talked a big game)...small east coast horse who's gets no respect.
Drivers start your engines.

 

[Andrie Hartanto]

Andrie:
You're bringing Tom's car. Our set-ups are identical....no problem. Watkins Glen will another track that you won't get by the beast from the east.
This is reminiscent of "Seabiscuit". Fast horse from west coast (who's owner talked a big game)...small east coast horse who's gets no respect.
Drivers start your engines.

Peter,

I have a few tricks up my sleve. Going to make some changes over the next testing weekend

This is nothing like Seabiscuit. I'm going to bring it!!

 

[RPM217]

Bob, you're slipping, you had the perfect opportunity for a "diss" retort and didn't grab it. I guess the stress of what's going on around you is getting to you. You, Doc John and Peter need to teach these Texas tots a thing or two!! By the way here's what you missed--discolse her name yet. What means this? I don't quite know, do you?

 

[docjohn]

Andrie,I had to go to Sam's club in order to get a can of whoop-ass big enough for ya!I look forward to my 3120 lb 96 targa na showin you its 02 valence all day long!

 

[kenjiMR]

Andrie,I had to go to Sam's club in order to get a can of whoop-ass big enough for ya!I look forward to my 3120 lb 96 targa na showin you its 02 valence all day long!

You can buy cans of whoop ass at Sam's club? I don't think your product will have a chance to us west coast guys. We make our own whoop-ass here on the west coast. I don't think I should include myself in this smack talk this year since I totally flaked last year. Anyway, are Civics allowed to try laying some smack at the 'Glen in the HPDE event?