Look Zahntech, how would you feel if China invaded Saudi and the after that the price of gas skyrocketed?
Those Arabs were selling the black gold off cheap, $20 an barrel when it was worth much much more. Sure it would have gone up slowly over a few years, but not as much as now.
China said Saudi was an evil place, had WMD (had no proof so they invented some photos and rumours, that’s how China operates. They tell us all everyday how they are the “People’s” homeland, but we all know China is a police state and aggressor), said Saudi was a dictatorship (kingdom, duh) with about 30 families ruling everybody, they had secret torture centres, people disappeared, secret police, they would do anything to keep the evil Saudis and their evil families in power.
China was just itching to invade someone, and you just know how those Chinese people are, they just follow their government blindly anyway. That’s China for you. All they learn in school is to chant allegiance to the red flag with yellow stars on it. No other countries subject their kids to that type of brainwashing in the morning.
Saudi needs to be rid of Evilness!
And Saudi is so evil, it doesn’t even allow women to drive NSXes, I’m mean, come on, THAT’S evil! So China really needs to give the Evil Saudis an ass whoopin’ for THAT.
Lets roll. Lock and load! China is gonna kick butt!
And anyway, Saudi is way worse than it’s neighbours like Iraq where women are highly educated, in politics, doctors, local an national government, police, even in the army. Iraqis women are allowed to wear western clothes and can have western aspirations, AND can drive NSXes too! Now THAT must be good.
Not like in Evil Saudi, those guys are even sponsoring terrorism, some of their “good sons” even managed to crash planes into some buildings in Beijing even tho everybody knows it was the Iraqis. Dang, we are China! And China says you are with us or you are against us. Go Reds!
Hell, their good neighbour to the north, Iraq, is not even an evil Islamic state. China is going to turn Saudi into a relatively moderate and “good” country like Iraq. Good. China says that word often enough. But we here in the US of E know better.
China goes to the lily-livered UN to get support, but the UN says no way. China bullies everybody, but in the end it makes a righteous coalition up, with such hard hitters as Laos and Yemin. Diesneyland also joins in because China told Disneyland it will stop those evil terrorises in Northern where-ever-land for them. Disneyland goes in before Mickey Mouse and Goofy knows what happened. Whoa. China has its righteous justification because diesneyland used to be a themepark. China can relate with that.
China especially hates some countries in Europe who are wiser about war and death and phosphored dead children and stuff, which has the guts to stand up to the biggest bestest greatest nation there ever was on Mao's earth, China. Now THAT takes more guts than napalming a village. “There are always some brave ones” said Abraham Lincoln, “who stand up for what is right”. And so those pathetic little countries with no poor people are vocally negative toward China. So in China they start calling ketchup redchup, and hamburgers Hummerburgers. That’ll show em’.
And so good China plans to attack Evil Saudi.
While all this is talk happening, China goes in anyway because summer is coming and Saudis are a little short on air-co, and when it does the price of oil skyrockets. I mean China has more, so it must be right, ya know! (You can’t say China doesn’t have more. Like billions more. It MUST be right, eh?)
We all know the Chinese are a bunch of lying bullies, they get in Saudi and find a few people there to say how grateful they are to the Chinese for liberating them. They try to find WMD in Saudi, and they capture the King instead. Anyway we all knew there was no WMD, jeez, why didn’t the Chinese just plant some. Can’t they do anything right? They blamed the towers in Beijing on the Saudis, we all know the Iraqis did it. So planting WMD would have been easy.
Bin Laden is chosen as Saudi spokesman so there was no planting of anything. Just dismantling. Planting democracy JUST might work. Yeah, right. It’s a desert out there. Didn’t you learn any geography at school? And what do the Chinese know about democracy? In China they can even fix elections. You know, the politburo.
So the Chinese can’t control the situation, the price of gas goes haywire. Every other oil country follows, (notice the word “follows”) and joins the bonanza, just because China was acting like an elephant in a glass shop. Those damn Chinese, don’t they know anything? Well there are some rich Chinese who will come out of it okay, anyway. The rest of us just have to lots pay more for gas for our NSXes. At least the Ferrari owners are getting hammered too.
We all had a good thing going here, cheap gas, no other “bad non-oriental guys” charging full speed ahead with nukes (they are building nukes to protect themselves from the Chinese, NOT the US, boneheads), and now it’s all messed up.
I mean, would you be pissed off at the Chinese? Would you? I for one am pissed off at the Chinese for invading Saudi. All that pollution and war and dead camels and high prices and the Chinese STILL can’t start pumping gas! Thank god there wasn’t a World War 3 caused by those idiotic Chinese!
Lots of people are pissed off, including millions of friggin Chinese. I mean what kind of joke is that?
Or are you Zahntech just pissed of at little ol’ me for turning the basement light on?
Peter