Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Problem is, Chuck Norris NEVER cries.
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This might be one of the best non-sequitor posts in a long long while!
http://www.engrish.com/
One of my favorite sites! Oldie but a goodie. Enjoy.
http://www.engrish.com/
One of my favorite sites! Oldie but a goodie. Enjoy.
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That's so FUNNY dude!!:biggrin:rickysals said:
I figure there's the 'Hoff in tights in this thread, so some thong ass shouldn't offend anyone...
Chuck Norris melts dry ice in his pool so he can swim without getting wet.
If you ask Chuck Norris which beverage he prefers, Coke or Pepsi, he stares you down until you blink and then he rips your tounge out for daring to ask such a stupid question. Real men drink the blood and tears of their victims, not carbonated sodas.
Chuck Norris once pulled a bus full of school children teetering over the edge of a cliff back onto the road with his bare hands, saving everybody inside. Even as they cheered, he screamed, "I'm not your savior!" and headbutted the bus over the edge, sending them all to their horrible doom.
As a child, Chuck Norris' friends played hide and seek. Chuck Norris played hide and kill.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
|Adeel said:
LMBO!!! THIS ONE ROCKS!!!!! A++++ :biggrin: :biggrin: :tongue:
95EagleAWDI said:
:biggrin: now ya got the idea :tongue: hehe 
another work favorite... definitely NOT work safe and very crude
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5203836301108260209&q=harassment&pl=true
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5203836301108260209&q=harassment&pl=true
This is another Sexual Harrasment film:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2143915578134513037&q=harassment&pl=true
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2143915578134513037&q=harassment&pl=true
we had watched that one too... amusing, especially since NE Pats rule 
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i stumbled across them doing a search on youtube for harassment looking for something entirely different.
.i stumbled across them doing a search on youtube for harassment looking for something entirely different.
95EagleAWD said:
Haha.... that was funny. Is that from SNL?
95EagleAWD said:
LMBO!! that was hilarious
