Re: this thread shall never die
And really, what would a pointless thread be without some Chuck Norris...
While still in the womb, Chuck Norris cut his own umbilical cord because "he didn't need anyone's help".
When Chuck Norris walks he rotates the world beneath his feet; he has never moved.
While vacationing in December, 2004, Chuck Norris was stung by a jellyfish in the ocean. Delirious with rage, he round-house kicked the ocean, killing half of Thailand.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
When Chuck Norris passes Go, he collects $400.00
A waiter asked Chuck Norris what he would be eating that night. Chuck Norris replied "Do you serve souls?" The waiter merely chuckled, then every patron and employee in the restaurant simultaneously hung themselves.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris killed for your sins.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
As a child, Chuck Norris' friends played hide and seek. Chuck Norris played hide and kill.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
In 1997, Chuck achieved a milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition. This one's true folks. Thumbs up Chucky.
And really, what would a pointless thread be without some Chuck Norris...
While still in the womb, Chuck Norris cut his own umbilical cord because "he didn't need anyone's help".
When Chuck Norris walks he rotates the world beneath his feet; he has never moved.
While vacationing in December, 2004, Chuck Norris was stung by a jellyfish in the ocean. Delirious with rage, he round-house kicked the ocean, killing half of Thailand.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
When Chuck Norris passes Go, he collects $400.00
A waiter asked Chuck Norris what he would be eating that night. Chuck Norris replied "Do you serve souls?" The waiter merely chuckled, then every patron and employee in the restaurant simultaneously hung themselves.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris killed for your sins.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
As a child, Chuck Norris' friends played hide and seek. Chuck Norris played hide and kill.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
In 1997, Chuck achieved a milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition. This one's true folks. Thumbs up Chucky.
