Andy, I'm just as warped and think of so many of these weird situational thoughts on occassion. Its not because I have problems, its just something to ponder on with a twisted angle of curiousity. That being said...
I would put on a costume mirroring my favority comic book hero. Maybe Spider Man or BatMan (basically someone that could MIGHT really exist...well..BatMan,..not SpiderMan.) So anyway, I would tip the police off from a payphone as a hot tip that the murderer of my good friend is talking about the murder and playing with the murder weapon.
Then I would create evidence that makes the murderer guilty beyond the shadow of a doubt, visit him/her, break one knee so that the damage could never be fixed, tie them up, take a polaroid of myself standing next to the tied up criminal in my BatMan suit, then take off minutes before the police arrive, leaving the murder weapon, the criminal tied up, and the polaroid.
I would put on a costume mirroring my favority comic book hero. Maybe Spider Man or BatMan (basically someone that could MIGHT really exist...well..BatMan,..not SpiderMan.) So anyway, I would tip the police off from a payphone as a hot tip that the murderer of my good friend is talking about the murder and playing with the murder weapon.
Then I would create evidence that makes the murderer guilty beyond the shadow of a doubt, visit him/her, break one knee so that the damage could never be fixed, tie them up, take a polaroid of myself standing next to the tied up criminal in my BatMan suit, then take off minutes before the police arrive, leaving the murder weapon, the criminal tied up, and the polaroid.