So I drive up to a new home development and park in front of the model home..After taking a tour of the residence, the saleswoman asked if I had any interest in purchasing one of their new units...As I explained that they weren't what I was looking for, she cheerfully bemoaned that she wished I would, as both she and her manager agreed they would love to have my new Corvette parked in the neighborhood...I thanked her, but responded that "actually, it's a new Acura". After a short pause, she cheerfully replied," oh, I see, well, we would still like it parked here anyway"....
I toyed with the idea of responding that I was thinking of taking the same money to a Chevy dealer, but what the Hell was I gonna do with 2 Corvettes?...But I stopped short of this remark with an undertone of material arrogance, which would have been directed at someone who was just trying to be upbeat and complimentary...So I smiled, thanked her, and wished her much success with her home sales...