Say something that is universally TRUE.

[Joel]

Absolutes are far and few in our world. But I think there are some out there.
This thread is dedicated to humorous or profound aphorisms that everyone can pretty much agree on with very little contention regardless of which part of the world you reside in. This will probably require some thought given varied personal experiences but I'll start and see where it goes...



"Love hurts."

"Hate divides."

"Men and women speak different languages."

"Right or wrong, every decision has consequences."

"Nothing works faster than a geek with a challenge."

"Someone is always smarter/better/faster than you."

:smile:

 

[PoohBEAR]

"you suck"

 

[Klayton]

I'm too dumb to figure this out.

 

[Shaun Ray]

"you suck"

LOL!

 

[90210nsx]

Women are attention whores.

 

[DutchBlackNsx]

'Every advantage has its disadvantage'

 

[kenjiMR]

everyone dies

 

[ChopsJazz]

everyone dies

Benjamin Franklin had a slightly more worldly view of this and said,
"In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes".

 

[Wheelman]

everyone dies

But not everyone really lives..:tongue:

 

[ChopsJazz]

And here's one by Orwell that seems particularly relevant today,
"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act".

 

[SoCalDude]

Mine is bigger.:biggrin:

 

[scorp965]

"The ones who Care don't Matter, and the ones who Matter don't Care"

- Dr. Seuss

 

[docjohn]

Where ever you go,there you are.

 

[LJSB]

Sh*t happens.

 

[KooLaid]

if you win by an inch or a mile; winning is winning :biggrin:

 

[scorp965]

"A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping."

- Kenneth Tynan

 

[DV8]

It's impossible to sneeze and pee at the same time:biggrin:

 

[NSXGMS]

It's impossible to sneeze and pee at the same time:biggrin:

You mean pee accurately...:biggrin:

 

[john@johnhudakracing]

Atomic weight of hydrogen = 1.008 amu

 

[matteni]

Say something that is universally TRUE

Uh - OK - I will do it...

"Something that is universally TRUE"

Now what do I win?

 

[nsxsupra]

Better late than never

 

[Ski_Banker]

Guns 'N Roses is the greatest rock band of all time. :biggrin:

Ooops, wrong thread... :tongue:

 

[heySkippy]

Windows sucks.

 

[95EagleAWD]

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would
you keep looking after you've found it?

 

[LeftLane]

Second place is first loser.

No matter how hot a chick is, there's someone somewhere who got tired of her shit.