You can't fix stupid.
Say something that is universally TRUE.
- Thread starter Joel
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6 billion people took a shit today. 
Inside of ever hottie there's a help-me
Big shirt - small hat.
I can't believe nobody said it yet...
"The NSX is the greatest car ever built"
"The NSX is the greatest car ever built"
Osama Bin Laden sucks donkey balls.
95EagleAWD said:
omg. I can't stop laughing. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
“I just got out of a bad relationship… (so I’m not ready to begin a new chapter)”
No sh!t dummy, if it wasn’t BAD, you wouldn’t have broken up with you other half in the 1st place… gee…
No sh!t dummy, if it wasn’t BAD, you wouldn’t have broken up with you other half in the 1st place… gee…
We do not stop playing because we grow old......We grow old because we stop playing
"They do say, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover...when I stick this toasting fork in your head."
- Edmund Blackadder
- Edmund Blackadder
"It itches, we scratch."
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
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You can't teach common sense.
Common sense is not that common actually ..
Common sense is not that common actually ..
On a long enough time time the survival rate for everyone is zero
No one here gets out alive
Damn this is morbid... :redface:
Anyone notice that most of these refer to death? I guess that is the one "absolute".
Here are some others.
"Do, or do not, there is no try"
"Home is where the heart is"
LOL :biggrin: "Life is sexually transmitted"- that's awesome. I believe I have found my new signature quote.
No one here gets out alive
Damn this is morbid... :redface:
Anyone notice that most of these refer to death? I guess that is the one "absolute".
Here are some others.
"Do, or do not, there is no try"
"Home is where the heart is"
LOL :biggrin: "Life is sexually transmitted"- that's awesome. I believe I have found my new signature quote.
Remember for every attractive female you stop to stare at, theres some guy on the other end whose fed up with her $h!t.
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one.(goes both ways)
We're married now I'm not doin' that..
What goes around comes around.
Who who stands on toilet is high on pot.
.............
I'll think of some more later.
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one.(goes both ways)
We're married now I'm not doin' that..
What goes around comes around.
Who who stands on toilet is high on pot.
.............
I'll think of some more later.
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He who goes to bed with an itchy butt, wakes up with a smelly finger.
"Everything" Breaks
No matter how hot she is, there is someone tired of tapping her.
Einstein (Bagels)
No matter how hot she is, there is someone tired of tapping her.
Einstein (Bagels)
CL65 Captain said:
LOL! Ron White is so damn funny!:tongue:
"Boys are silly"
Can't believe you guys missed these:
* The NSX is the most beautiful car ever.
* MiamiMermaid is the most beau... you get the point.
* The NSX is the most beautiful car ever.
* MiamiMermaid is the most beau... you get the point.
