Pick-up lines + comebacks

[NeoNSX]

Off-topic forum needs some spicing up... here's some funny funny stuff...


Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter, or Stop

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Your body is a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

 

[4AU4LIFE]

pick up without comeback

Man: You must've just washed those jeans because I can see myself in them.

 

[KGP]

Re: pick up without comeback

Man: You must've just washed those jeans because I can see myself in them.

Blonde: Do they really shine that much?

 

[JeffNSX]

Man: Hi, I'm John and you're...

Woman: Not interested.

 

[gheba_nsx]

"Hello, my name is Gheba..."



"...and mine's not! And now that you know everything about my life please leave me alone".

 

[NeoNSX]

"Hello, my name is Gheba..."

"...and mine's not! And now that you know everything about my life please leave me alone".

you're getting it all wrong Gheba... start like this:

Gheba: "Hello, I own an NSX and my name is..." <sentence cut off by woman>

Woman: "You mean an <I>Acura</I> NSX?!?!? Can I bear your children!?!" j/k

 

[AaronR]

Baby, you make me feel like a senator. I just want to tax that A**

 

[red_MM_nsx]

These are all good. I guess I've been married so long, I don't think about these things any more.

 

[NeoNSX]

AaronR - haha... did that one work?



Here's some more... <A HREF="http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html">Lame Pick-up lines</A>

some highlights. I can't believe guys have tried these...
<I>
* Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
* So, you're a girl huh?
* I just sh*t my pants. Can I get into yours?
* Good day for weather.
* You're so hot, your a** is on fire. (claims to work! )
* It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.</I>

and more that are <A HREF="http://linesthataregood.com/flattery.html">flattery pcik-up's</A>:

<I>
* All those curves, and me with no brakes.
* I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
* If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
* Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
* What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
* Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
</I>

But let's face it... when you own an NSX, you don't need this stuff.

 

[LeftLane]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[saxonsaxon]

Sorry

Wow guys, with pick up lines like these you will need all the NSX you got to get some action. I think that you have got to have that something special in order to attract the opposite sex. You either got it or you do not. No cheap tricks aka pick up lines will get you "happy" . Use your wit, sense of humor and be natural, and things will fall in place, and if not ... just move on. There is plenty of fish in the sea.

 

[4AU4LIFE]

Re: Sorry

Wow guys, with pick up lines like these you will need all the NSX you got to get some action. I think that you have got to have that something special in order to attract the opposite sex. You either got it or you do not. No cheap tricks aka pick up lines will get you "happy" . Use your wit, sense of humor and be natural, and things will fall in place, and if not ... just move on. There is plenty of fish in the sea.

You are taking this WAY to serious. We are just joking around with the comments.

 

[scNSXgirl]

lol

Neo, that's funny

Today I was driving home in my NSX from a long meeting, stopped at a red light and a qt in a Kia pulled up next to me, my windows was down

Kia dude: Nice car!
Me: Thanks
Kia dude: I miss mine
Me: Really!
Kia dude: Yea, I had a 93 targa
green light
Me: and laughed all the way home

 

[NeoNSX]

<B>scNSXgirl</B> - ROFL... ROFL...ROFL... That is the BEST line so far!!! funny funny stuff!!! I really needed that laugh... thanx


<B>saxonsaxon</B> : You're right man; pick-up's are a cheap shot; often used by guys who are insecure in themselves to speaking/approaching women. (not always, but often) Pick-up's have one-advantage - they can be an ice-breaker. Though personally I'd never use one.

 

[gheba_nsx]

Re: Sorry

Wow guys, with pick up lines like these you will need all the NSX you got to get some action. I think that you have got to have that something special in order to attract the opposite sex. You either got it or you do not. No cheap tricks aka pick up lines will get you "happy" . Use your wit, sense of humor and be natural, and things will fall in place, and if not ... just move on. There is plenty of fish in the sea.

You are right! It is better to show the high IQ of owning an expensive sport car to get a girl, that is the trick!

 

[NSX/MR2]

"Why are we keep on talking nonsense, can we please get straight to the point? (The G-spot.)

 

[4AU4LIFE]

Re: lol

Neo, that's funny

Today I was driving home in my NSX from a long meeting, stopped at a red light and a qt in a Kia pulled up next to me, my windows was down

Kia dude: Nice car!
Me: Thanks
Kia dude: I miss mine
Me: Really!
Kia dude: Yea, I had a 93 targa
green light
Me: and laughed all the way home

That is funny. Here is mine.
Dairy Queen.
DQ dude: Nice car.
Me: Thank you!
DQ dude: Why did you get red?
Me: Cause I like it.
DQ dude: I would've bought mine in BABY BLUE!!

 

[NeoNSX]

i don't know where 8000RPM is, but he has one of the best pick-up line stories worth reading:

8000RPM and a mate talking to chick at a bar (i think from memory)
Chick : "that thing (NSX) is so sexy, have you ever thought of doing the nasty on the hood?"
8000RPM sits dumbfounded like:

 

[Yellow Rose]

Very Tacky

May I buy you a martini, later we go to my place?

Slap!

Ok, would you like a cosmopolitan instead?

 

[NeoNSX]

ok... time for the embarrassing stories...

i was at work once talking to some mates abt pick-up lines and stuff... just fun... when i told them my favourite pick up was "if i told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" (dont ask why... i think it's just funny). So we debated : do these pickups actually work? so i thought i'd try it out...

so i approached a girl at my work who i got on well with and had a great sense of humour, and said : "do u mind if i try a pick-up line on you?"

she was like: "ummm... ok" ...and braced herself.

So i started off... "So, if i told you I had a great body would...oh...crap... i screwed up". It was a genuine mistake! LOL! She totally cracked up!

Hence i *never* use pick-up lines... hahaha... i might have the cojones to approach da chicks, but my delivery system is crosswired.