These "cretans" who turn on their windshield washer/wipers on the highway in front of you, on a sunny day, after you just cleaned your car.
My LS has headlight washers that are angled outward. I love this feature, because when people tailgate me, I turn them on and coat their car without getting anything on my windshield. It's quite satisfying and very effective.
1) I work in a cubicle world. Very quiet office except for right around me. The guy on one side nearly yells when he talks on the phone, and the other guy has hearing aids so his cell phone ringer is turned all the way up. When he's not at his desk his phone rings and rings and rings. Makes my blood boil.
2) People that work the drive thru windows that don't properly fasten the drink lid, and hand you a soda covered cup to top it off.
3) Oh, how could I forget - CROOKS. The previous owners of the home we bought in May 2009 thought they could get away with sticking us with a $50k rotten roof. Think again, suckers.
4) Beggars
5) Doctors (of course, none of you) who think bandaid fix problems with pills instead of attempting to actually cure the problem.
6) Wal-Mart
7) The people who refuse to pay their co-pays on medication at the Pharmacy, then go to the front of the store and buy liquor and cigarettes.
8) Mullets
Oh there's more. I'm just stopping for your sake.