Name your useless talent

I can sneeze with my eyes open!

I can make my ear fart.

I can make my right eye move back and forth with out moving my left eye.

I have a terrible habit of kicking my wife off the bed when I am asleep.

I can eat air and burp anytime I want.

I can rotate a 720 spin and then kick in the air.

I can pop my finger or your out of place and put it back. (Hurts though)

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docjohn said:
I don't know,,,,:confused: but ever since birth I have been able to express this foul smelling brownish clay like substance from between my buttcheeks:redface: Anyone know how I could capitalize upon that:smile:
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Like chewing tobacco, and blue cheese loved by many, there are things that are enjoyed by some minorities in this fine society regardless of colors or textures. I am sure you can sell your Grey Poopon to the selected few. Didn't neuroradiology make you a millionaire already? Now you are thinking of venturing into the fertilizer industry? Some people can't live well enough!:tongue::biggrin:
Steve
 
Mine is looking up and categorizing all the NSX VINs and color/transmission combos. :biggrin:
 
I have uneven upper teeth. Slide my tongue between teeth and make bird chirps.

I can bend the end joint of every fingers when the fingers are straight by themselves.

I can raise one eye brow at a time left or right.

80% of the time I get static charges everytime I touch any cars.
 
Three (now useless) talents:

- Being able to whistle at 2600Hz to break into operator mode on a trunk to make free long distance phone calls back in the 80's

- Being able to read 6502 hex dumps and disassemble the code in my head (the CPU that was used in Apple II's, Commodore 64's etc). Scary thing is that even 20+ years later, I still remember a bunch of the codes but have an immensely difficult time with my short term memory!

- Being able to hack into just about any VAX/VMS system and get full access privileges in under 10 mins
 
While never having taken an electronics course, I developed a mental flow chart for restoring 1940's-1950's televisions to working order.

While you may think at first that this is a useful talent, it's kinda like bringing a ground-up restored Chevy Citation to a classic car show.....after a minute of looking at it, it's really not all that entertaining :tongue:
 
I can identify cars in the dark, based on their headlights.

I can make a strange popping sound with my hands by using the skin between my fingers and placing the hand against my face (or skin at any point, really) and popping said skin with a finger. People think I'm popping my finger out of joint or something else really painful when I do it. :D

I can wiggle my ears.

I can flutter my nostrils.
 
Arshad said:
Three (now useless) talents:

- Being able to hack into just about any VAX/VMS system and get full access privileges in under 10 mins
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Wish I knew you during my undergrad. My Cobol programming class's database was on a VAX system....I hated that course with a passion.
 
I can do the Vulcan hand sign. Kinda useless unless I'm at a Star Trek convention. :biggrin:
 
robr said:
I also was pretty sharp with VMS. My first contract job was for DEC, converting RSTS/E systems utilities from PDP-11 systems to VMS 1.0.
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I recognize the letters I'm seeing, but I'm I have no clue what you are even talking about. :biggrin::tongue:
 
robr said:
I also was pretty sharp with VMS. My first contract job was for DEC, converting RSTS/E systems utilities from PDP-11 systems to VMS 1.0.
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m-o-u-s-e
 
robr said:
I don't get it......... I get maybe I used too many acronyms but the person it was directed at would understand them :).

What's the mouse thing for? Mickey Mouse club?
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lol:biggrin: Yeah, for dumb guys like myself, it's just a bunch of letters. I am Mr. Non-tech.

Yes, that m-o-u-s-e was the Mickey Mouse Club. Well, I thought it was funny, but if I have to explain it, guess not. Certainly not making fun. Just having a laugh, but NOT at your expense.

Doug
 
I can switch hands while masturbating and gain a stroke :biggrin:















- quote from one of George Carlin's albums :wink:
 
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