M3 + Psycho Girlfriend

The crazy ones are great in bed because they have no filter, they do anything, super fun. The problem is they have no filter so they are f--ing nuts and you cannot deal with them. I like to keep them drunk, they are easier to deal with that way.

ROFLMAO!
 
The crazy ones are great in bed because they have no filter, they do anything, super fun. The problem is they have no filter so they are f--ing nuts and you cannot deal with them. I like to keep them drunk, they are easier to deal with that way.

lol so true.
 
I had a psycho ex-girlfriend go bonkers on me (later found out she had gotten addicted to drugs). She vandalized some things in my home, pushed my motorcycle over, threw things everywhere, attacked me......but blessedly, she never touched the NSX :biggrin:

Edit: Beware of RedHeads.....HOT...very HOT...but Dangerous.
 
I always wanted a redhead ,but heard they were crazy. Is it true?

Of course not. :smile:

I can confirm; they are crazy.

Hey! :cool:

don't fool yourself - they're all crazy :tongue:

HEY!! :frown:





Redheads aren't crazy. We're just more fun. :biggrin:


But, don't take my word for it:

"Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead." -Anonymous

"When a fellow has a home and a dear, little, red-haired wife in it what more need he ask of life?"
-Gilbert in Anne's House of Dreams

Q: Why do redheads really like their hair color?
A. It does the same thing for the men it does for the bulls.

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
A. They knew better
 
Re: Redheads.......what a rush

Beware of RedHeads.....HOT...very HOT...but Dangerous.
I can vouch for that. For a couple of years back in the 80's I was surrounded by redheads 24-7 both male and female. Besides my GF, I lived with them, worked with them, they were my skydiving teammates, and my pilot/mechanic. It was exhausting. I cherish the memories.

Tom Robbins dealt with this quite a bit in Ode to Redheads and Still Life with Woodpecker.
 
I worked for a long time in an office full of women. With that many in a confined area, occasionally the excrement would hit the air handler, and when it did my boss (a woman) would remind me: Women are not insane. It's just that hormones play such a strong role in the life of a woman that they largely determine her perception of reality.

And as for the car: Cool color combo. Get those controls freed up and you'd have this sort of tie-dyed, psychedelic thing going on. BMW's are known for their 2-tone interior schemes, right?
 
She didn't have enough common sense to figure out that water based latex paint will dry and peel right off of leather. She probably grabbed the leftover can of interior satin from Home Depot...

So she is rather dumb... and obviously crazy... a little angry. Gee I wonder if she is single and available now.
 
Why do those traits always seem to be associated?

attractive / good in bed= nucking futs

I have found that to be true time and time again...

Gals that are slightly depressed are always looking forward to sex since a good session releases endorphins and makes them feel all warm and fuzzy all over again.

the really happy ones from great family backgrounds don't need sex that much.
 
She didn't have enough common sense to figure out that water based latex paint will dry and peel right off of leather. She probably grabbed the leftover can of interior satin from Home Depot...

So she is rather dumb... and obviously crazy... a little angry. Gee I wonder if she is single and available now.

I thought you told me you were trying to leave the crazy ones alone ...LOL

The reality of the BMW in the pics? Some b*tch needs a good azz whoopin'!
:cool:

See I was thinking this ,but didn't want to be labeled as the guy who said it. Because your a woman you can get away with it:wink:
 
Gals that are slightly depressed are always looking forward to sex since a good session releases endorphins and makes them feel all warm and fuzzy all over again.

the really happy ones from great family backgrounds don't need sex that much.


Looking back on past experiences/relationships I think you are exactly right!
 
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