Letter to Honda re: ASC (sign below)

[Ski_Banker]

I hope you two know each other...

Well, after the awkward run-in involving his sister, 3 melted candles, a nurse uniform and a Roman Candle -- we got to know each other pretty well (sorry!! :redface: ).

Now we just rip on each other like the Canadians do out of mutual respect (you DO read that section, right??? Quality literature c/o Dave and Red).

Plus the girls love it when I tell them I have a gay friend. :biggrin: :tongue:

 

[WingZ]

Well, after the awkward run-in involving his sister, 3 melted candles, a nurse uniform and a Roman Candle -- we got to know each other pretty well (sorry!! :redface: ).

Another cocaine induced fantasy as I don't even have a sister..LoL

Now we just rip on each other like the Canadians do out of mutual respect (you DO read that section, right??? Quality literature c/o Dave and Red).

Plus the girls love it when I tell them I have a gay friend. :biggrin: :tongue:

You guys gotta understand that Ski isn't sure what a real woman is. I told him a real woman has two good size bumps in the front and a hole on the bottom ,but cocaine told him " two nuts on the bottom and a hole in the back" .....sigh he's been fcked up ever since:frown: So since then he's become the friend you don't let stand behind you...or beside or in front . Okay mostly he's the friend you say "stay the hell away from me"..LoL

 

[martin]

Another cocaine induced fantasy as I don't even have a sister..LoL

Must have been your mummy then :biggrin:

You guys are just too funny :smile:

Regards

 

[WingZ]

Must have been your mummy then :biggrin:

You guys are just too funny :smile:

Regards

No I think it was yo momma as he said she was fat , baldheaded and only cost a dime:biggrin:

 

[martin]

No I think it was yo momma as he said she was fat , baldheaded and only cost a dime:biggrin:

Hi

When it comes to insults I am a novice. I will sit back and learn from you guys :biggrin:

English is my second language so I have a lot to learn. I do remember a thread here on Prime a long time ago which had a lot of hilarious insults. But I could not find it so therefor I only had that "mama" insult to add :biggrin:

I guess I had it coming when I dragged "Mommy" into this :biggrin:

Regards

 

[unit-x]

Well actually the night ski banker was doing wingz sister, I was at his house banging his wife. SKibanker is probably putting 2 and 2 together right now because when he got home and tried to get it on with his wife, he asked her why she was so loose that day (sorry, didnt mean to listen but i was in the closet). By the way, remember when you asked her why she had a milk mustache on her upper lip and she told you she was having milk n cookies and when you asked her if you could have some, she said she was out? Well... umm.. yeah... its probably not the type of milk and cookies you were thinking about...

 

[Ski_Banker]

Honda is reading this and thinking: "Good thing we aren't targeting this market for a new NSX anyway. What a bunch of Yahoos."
:wink:

 

[S-TO-8K]

Honda is reading this and thinking: "Good thing we aren't targeting this market for a new NSX anyway. What a bunch of Yahoos."
:wink:

Just a suggestion, in the interest of preserving the purity of the thread and Ski_Banker's noble attempt to convince Honda...:wink: :wink:

A new thread should be started for everyone's entertainment in the off-topic section- "Yo momma..."
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Let's have the two gents (Wingz & Ski_Banker) start off ! :biggrin:

 

[WingZ]

Hi

When it comes to insults I am a novice. I will sit back and learn from you guys :biggrin:

English is my second language so I have a lot to learn. I do remember a thread here on Prime a long time ago which had a lot of hilarious insults. But I could not find it so therefor I only had that "mama" insult to add :biggrin:

I guess I had it coming when I dragged "Mommy" into this :biggrin:

Regards

No problem we'll school ya:wink:

 

[WingZ]

Honda is reading this and thinking: "Good thing we aren't targeting this market for a new NSX anyway. What a bunch of Yahoos."
:wink:

Oh like you had high hopes ending a business letter with the phrase "sucks monkey balls"

Well actually the night ski banker was doing wingz sister, I was at his house banging his wife. SKibanker is probably putting 2 and 2 together right now because when he got home and tried to get it on with his wife, he asked her why she was so loose that day (sorry, didnt mean to listen but i was in the closet). By the way, remember when you asked her why she had a milk mustache on her upper lip and she told you she was having milk n cookies and when you asked her if you could have some, she said she was out? Well... umm.. yeah... its probably not the type of milk and cookies you were thinking about...

LoL Ski's wife is dude...so you just got your salad tossed prison style and I still don't have sister...LoL mad confusion all around "cocaine is a hell of drug"

 

[unit-x]

LoL Ski's wife is dude...so you just got your salad tossed prison style and I still don't have sister...LoL mad confusion all around "cocaine is a hell of drug"

Wingz, its okay. Face your fears. Your sister got hammered by skibanker but its okay. Its the way of life. Thats why god gave her 3 holes and she's putting all of them into good use. Sometimes even simultaneously.

Look at Skibanker. He just learned he had my sloppy seconds and flooding thirds but he's still carrying himself well. Things happen but it does not mean we should neglect the fact of what has taken place. Here, speak with Dr Gifaphuk. He's a therapist. He can help you. His first name is Idun. You can thank me later.

Wish you all the best,

Unit-X

 

[GT-N]

Hsc>asc

 

[Russ]

Dear Honda,

Soichiro is doing 8000 RPM in his grave. And I'm gettin' an R8.

Sincerely,
Me

 

[TURBO2GO]

Dear Honda,

Soichiro is doing 8000 RPM in his grave. And I'm gettin' an R8.

Sincerely,
Me

Excellent letter Russ. Short, and to the point.

 

[NSX PTY]

Excellent letter Russ. Short, and to the point.

Hi guys,

I just ordered an Audi Q7 replacing my Lexus RX330.

I have mentioned in other post my loyalty to Honda, BUT if nothing good comes out for the next NSX , my next sportscar might be a R8 (1 more letter, 1 more number).

AC

 

[TURBO2GO]

Well Audi went and did what Honda should have done. Just make sure you have a warranty and take some vaseline with you come trade-in time. Hand it to the finance guy before you grab your ankles.

 

[WingZ]

Wingz, its okay. Face your fears. Your sister got hammered by skibanker but its okay. Its the way of life. Thats why god gave her 3 holes and she's putting all of them into good use. Sometimes even simultaneously.

Look at Skibanker. He just learned he had my sloppy seconds and flooding thirds but he's still carrying himself well. Things happen but it does not mean we should neglect the fact of what has taken place. Here, speak with Dr Gifaphuk. He's a therapist. He can help you. His first name is Idun. You can thank me later.

Wish you all the best,

Unit-X

LoL No fears to be faced I've been an only child since birth ,but if I've actually got a sister then Ski's wife is actually a woman which judging by that adams apple she/he is sporting that can't be the case.

Thanks for the medical reference and they say no one cares anymore. I called the therapist and he remembers you. Apparently he transfered you to Dr Kizmyaz and that's supposedly working out for you:wink:

Thanks again

Perry:biggrin:

 

[unit-x]

LoL No fears to be faced I've been an only child since birth ,but if I've actually got a sister then Ski's wife is actually a woman which judging by that adams apple she/he is sporting that can't be the case.

Thanks for the medical reference and they say no one cares anymore. I called the therapist and he remembers you. Apparently he transfered you to Dr Kizmyaz and that's supposedly working out for you:wink:

Thanks again

Perry:biggrin:

lol

 

[WingZ]

lol

Sorry ,but I guess it's just you and me know as SKi has left the building..LoL

 

[nsxtcy85]

Just get an Ariel Atom.....

 

[myopicpaideia]

Just get an Ariel Atom.....

Ha! Just try using that as a daily driver, I dare you.

:biggrin:

 

[slashmatt]

Dear Acura (who's Honda :wink: ),

Chevrolet is releasing a lightweight (the NSX legacy), supercharged 6.2L 600+ HP Corvette that'll get around 24mpg for ~$100k.

Should I flash my lights or have the Viper next to me do it when I'm about to pass your overweight-overpriced-overengineered-overtoomanywheelsdriven beast?

Sincerely,
Dumb American