I'm so MAD!!!

[nkb]

Do you have security guards in your building?

At my last job, things were randomly disappearing when people left them in their cube overnight (a walkman here, a leather jacket there). The first suspicion was the cleaning crews, of course.

Well, after a few months, they finally busted one of the security guards. He had all the opportunity in the world, since they did their rounds during the night.

 

[White92]

No, we don't have security guards. Just the theiving cleaning crew.

 

[NSXLuvr]

sorry for your loss. This thread is hilarious and disgusting at the same time

 

[White92]

Thanks. I didn't plan on this being disgusting and/or hilarious. It just kind of worked out that way. It made me laugh and feel better though! Thanks for cheering me up!

 

[NeoNSX]

What's your bosses email address? You could have spoofed the email so it appears to come from him. Although I could never condone such actions.


best thread in a while

 

[Acura NsX Pilot]

I'd hate to think what you'd need to eat the night before to generate the power needed to create "spatter damage" like this.
Thanks <B>steveny</B>... you just found <B>donwon</B>'s next avatar!

We have a fast food chain here called WhiteCastle which was made famous by there little square hamburgers. I am sure anyone who has had these can testify that it will produce the results you see after 24 hours.

 

[steveny]

Like Neo was saying, I'd hate to think what I would have to eat to back up this threat. There are a few places around here that I could eat at though. haha

Day old tuna left out at room temperature will give you the correct coefficient of viscosity to reach the needed velocity.

I am sure everyone knows the definition but I just had to post it here because of the gross factor the definition has in this case.
viscosity---The degree to which a fluid resists flow under an applied force, measured by the tangential friction force per unit area divided by the velocity gradient under conditions of streamline flow; coefficient of viscosity.
n : resistance of a liquid to sheer forces (and hence to flow)
YUK :biggrin:

 

[NeoNSX]

haha... this thread just gets better and better... or is that worse and worse??


<B>StevenY</B>, sounds like your Degree in Dysentery is really paying off. lol

 

[jalnjr]

earbud/crapper thread....

the most amazing thing is that looks like a new, untouched roll of toiletpaper.....

what gives with some people.....

 

[NeoNSX]

Re: earbud/crapper thread....

the most amazing thing is that looks like a new, untouched roll of toiletpaper.....

If they backfired hard and fast enough, they wouldn't need toilet paper. Although <B>StevenY</B> would need to confirm the theoricial probability of that via a formula.