Easiest way to own a NSX

TangleWeb · 30 December 2007

nixcite said:
hey guys
visiting from HAN
this shit is great,have not lol this hard in a while

anyway, i wont say what i do but i ran "his" tag
i found two things

comes back to a nicholas adam sitko
77 pine ridge rd
bluffton sc 29910

and apparently "nick" your "NSX" has lien holder on it
american honda finance in alpharetta ga

paid for my ass
this is "your" current registration

At least he wasn't completely lying... he DOES (or did) own an NSX :smile:

Danny_Ocean said:
But...according to "NSX_NICK", that's not his name or address. So, that would make it not his car...right?

Oh, that’s his address all right

Tiauguinho · 30 December 2007

LOL this is an awesome thread!

TangleWeb · 30 December 2007

NSX_NICK said:
Easiest way to own one is to go to a casino and win big and pay for it with cash like me, no car payment is the way to go...

Last edited by NSX_NICK : Today at 01:48. (Sunday Dec. 30, 2007)

Apparently Nick doesn't always tell the truth :biggrin:

~D

Danny_Ocean · 30 December 2007

TangleWeb said:
Apparently Nick doesn't always tell the truth

Someone just called and said "NSX_NICK" has been accused of lying?!?

1SICKLEX · 30 December 2007

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED"???? "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED"????

"IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE" (spits huge loogey)....

Crowd chants

"NSXPRIME, NSXPRIME, NSXPRIME" :biggrin: :biggrin:

JUNIOR11X · 30 December 2007

if i was nick i'd take myself out in a heart beat...lol..

RSO 34 · 30 December 2007

Oh poor, poor Nick. His myspace page no longer exists. I had reported the page earlier and provided them with a link to his myfelonpage and I guess they no longer like him there either.

biggsean · 30 December 2007

Just stopping in to say hello from the Subaru world at www.wrxmodders.com!

http://wrxmodders.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9125&highlight=

This thread has been a source of infinite comedy for all of us. Keep up the good work guys!

And Nicky boy, this picture is a bit late, but better late than never!

Hilarity · 30 December 2007

TangleWeb said:
Again, I'm not sure what good this info does anyone. Regarding the "pedophile" comments; while technically true, he was 24 at the time of his conviction, she 15. He wouldn't be the first to make that mistake & he certainly won't be the last. I'm not defending him, at best he clearly exercised very poor judgment with the 15 year old & I dislike the business he's in with a passion. I especially dislike the WAY he promotes his business. I think his best course of action would be to stop posting to ANY & ALL forums for a while & certainly never to use forums as a place to scam forum members into visiting his gambling sites.

I happen to know a Nick who until recently had been having sex with a 15 year old. He is 24. I contacted DHS and according to a friend of mine who works in that department it is a low priority and likely nothing will be done to him. She did say though that if he gets into trouble on something else this will be a nail that will send him away for a long time.

I wish he would get this kind of ownage, he deserves it.

DocL · 30 December 2007

Someone found this in the dumpster behind his apartment complex.

nsx1 · 30 December 2007

RSO 34 said:
Oh poor, poor Nick. His myspace page no longer exists. I had reported the page earlier and provided them with a link to his myfelonpage and I guess they no longer like him there either.

OWNED - #8

docjohn · 30 December 2007

Unbelievable where this has gone since I last logged on.RSO great work as usual! I'm sure many of our regulars are just as slack jawed as I am at how this thread has exploded all over cardom.The world does love a good disaster story.On the more serious side you have to wonder how Nick was parented,maybe not well at all,and maybe had to rely on himself,and made bad choices up to this point.I can't believe he was so ignorant to the power of the internet and his ownage is now complete.That myspace page was priceless though.If anything prime got some new members,worldwide publicity,and probably more spam attacks to follow:frown: There are some very entertaining fotoshops and pics though:biggrin:

nsx1 · 30 December 2007

half_demon240 · 30 December 2007

nsx1 said:
Here is a list of just a few of the forums that are watching this...

http://honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=2183577
http://forums.joerogan.net/showthread.php?t=65531
http://www.dsmtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1834410
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=532588
http://www.6speedonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111711
http://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?t=716136
http://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=553331
http://www.acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=381344
http://www.clublexus.com/forums/showthread.php?t=326299
http://www.vadriven.com/forums/showthread.php?t=218062
http://www.clubxb.com/forums/f7/16492-warning-gambling-scammer/
http://www.8thcivic.com/forums/water-cooler/71125-owned-gambling-site-scammer.html
http://www.cherokeesrt8.com/forums/showthread.php?p=124350#post124350
http://digg.com/people/owned_12
http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/34709834/m/699002649831
http://forums.aspeedracing.com/showthread.php?p=117906
http://clublexus.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3152536
http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?p=16432926
http://forums.evolutionm.net/showthread.php?t=315670
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1415851
http://forums.beyond.ca/st/202325/hide-your-kids/
http://forum.gtrydaz.com/printthread.php?t=24210
http://www.preludepower.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1569569
http://forum.dvdtalk.com/showthread.php?t=521165
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?p=1124070
http://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/showthread.php?t=179953
http://www.tunerfriends.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11637
http://www.cincinnatistreetracing.com/streetracing/index.php?showtopic=77666
http://www.pokeraffiliateprograms.c...cussion/11961-who-owns-freefifitydollars.html
http://www.cbrforum.com/m_454625/tm.htm
http://wrxmodders.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9125&highlight=
http://clublexus.com/forums/showthread.php?t=326299
http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=446932
http://elisetalk.com/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=9191&searchthreadid=50210
http://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=90369
http://au.toyotaownersclub.com/forums/index.php?act=Print&client=printer&f=2&t=13343
http://www.esksfans.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17402
http://www.t-six.com/showthread.php?p=163749
http://www.rs25.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72749
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=52164
http://www.mitsubishiforum.com/m_196298/tm.htm
http://au.toyotaownersclub.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=13343
http://www.mitsubishiforum.com/m_196298/tm.htm

http://forums.nicoclub.com/zerothread/301994

Danny_Ocean · 30 December 2007

RSO 34 · 30 December 2007

I wonder who "Kim" is in his registered email address for freefiftydollars.com - [email protected] I wonder also if "Kim" knows that Nick has a predilection for 15 year olds. She has the same last name and is listed as a "relative" but Nicky says he is single. His myspace page said he relocated from Michigan but we know that he was convicted in Virginia. He can't possibly still be living with mommy with all the money he makes, could he?

KIMBERLY SITKO
Cities of Residences
BLUFFTON, SC
FREDERICKSBURG, VA
GLEN ALLEN, VA
WIXOM, MI
HIGHLAND, MI
LOCUST GROVE, VA
MIDLOTHIAN, VA

Relatives

NICHOLAS ADAM SITKO
NICK SITKO
CHRISTINE OAKLAND SITKO
KAREN H SITKO
THOMAS RICHARD SITKO
CARISA BETH SITKO
NICHALAS ADAM SITKO

Danny_Ocean · 30 December 2007

RSO 34 said:
I wonder who "Kim" is in his registered email address for freefiftydollars.com - [email protected] I wonder also if "Kim" knows that Nick has a predilection for 15 year olds. She has the same last name and is listed as a "relative" but Nicky says he is single. His myspace page said he relocated from Michigan but we know that he was convicted in Virginia. He can't possibly still be living with mommy with all the money he makes, could he?

He did mention "watching the kids" in another post (when talking about his 65" flat-screen and whole-house alarm/video security system...by Brinks...LOL).

half_demon240 · 30 December 2007

i thought i'd check america's most wanted, unfortunately he's not on the wanted list.
that would have been the icing on the cake though LOL

steveny · 30 December 2007

TangleWeb said:
I agree that his own stupidity is making things much worse for him. he should stop posting. Seriously.

The area where the pic of the NSX was taken looks like the back of many strip type business areas nearby. The pics of the NSX in a luxury driveway look like many of the gated communities in this area as well.

His new gray Honda Civic was in the driveway when I drove past his house earlier & his dogs, including the one pictured on his MySpace page were out front. I'm not sure what good this does anyone though. I have a friend who lives nearby & there are no less than 4 Beaufort County Deputies (Bluffton is in Beaufort County) who live within 8 - 10 houses of him. His "business address" is one street over from where I work.

Again, I'm not sure what good this info does anyone. Regarding the "pedophile" comments; while technically true, he was 24 at the time of his conviction, she 15. He wouldn't be the first to make that mistake & he certainly won't be the last. I'm not defending him, at best he clearly exercised very poor judgment with the 15 year old & I dislike the business he's in with a passion. I especially dislike the WAY he promotes his business. I think his best course of action would be to stop posting to ANY & ALL forums for a while & certainly never to use forums as a place to scam forum members into visiting his gambling sites.

Well I thought the same at first looking back now it appears he is a multiple offender.

NSXLuvr · 30 December 2007

HOLY COW!!! 56,444 hits so far.

Great job guys and thank you Nick/Nicholas for your participation.:biggrin:

helldawg · 30 December 2007

Damn!!! This is great.

Danny_Ocean · 30 December 2007

Some obscure stuff from the web (1994?):

And then there was Nick.

Nick Sitko, often "mispronounced" as "Shitko" to those who know him, was quite the con artist. Under a blanket of lies and false promises, The Grim Phreaker had managed to put together a legendary board, Social Distortion. Although I first called SD looking for warez, and later became Remote Sysop in charge of the message boards, I discovered more than I probably wanted to. Rather than specializing in games and applications, his files were of two types: art packs and H/P/C/A/V. This stood for: hacking (illegally breaking into systems to obtain information, or just plain crashing systems), phreaking (illegally making free long distance phone calls, usually through hand-crafted devices), carding (using stolen or fake credit cards), anarchy (general adolescent "fuck da law" attitude), and virii (the generation and use of the computer virus). I had been exposed to some H/P when VAS (Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter) was heavily circulated in my early days, but all 80+ issues of VAS was just the tip of TGP's illegal activity iceberg. This was beyond harmless piracy, it was malicious. On Social Distortion, one could find information on anything from free calls from a payphone to building a bomb. To state it that simply, though, doesn't give it justice. For example, there were hundreds of files on all the various types of bombs you could build, many of which did not need obscure materials like Plutonium and could instead be built with relatively common products. I stayed away from most of this, only getting caught up in hacking for a brief period. The Atomic Brain, who ran a board called No CaRRiER and lived a stone's throw away from me, and I did some virtually harmless hackings, with the most damage done to the Zohrob brothers' board, The Hollow World. The first time, we basically didn't do much other than make it obvious we broke in. Then they publicly taunted their hackers, daring them to try to hack into their "new improved high security" board that they had put up two weeks later. We couldn't resist, so we broke in and wiped them out. We've since apologized to the Zohrobs and left them alone, but unfortunately we had allowed ourselves to be influenced by our environment, Social Distortion and its users. The other side of Social Distortion completely changed me as a BBSer forever.
Art, specifically ANSI art, was a huge part of SD. While Social Distortion was up, the art scene exploded from being just a few groups (ACiD, iCE, CiA, TRiBE, and a few other very small ones) to dozens. People called SD from all over the world, partly because of its extensive art pack collection and variety of users heavily involved in the art scene. Interacting with all these people, I became incredibly interested in being part of the scene. Although I already enjoyed drawing VGA art, it couldn't be displayed on bulletin boards and I had to concentrate on improving my ANSI skills if I wanted to really be known as an artist. At the same time, TGP was putting together an art group of his own called Hyper. I joined in, even though I was pretty bad, and brought it down right before the launch of our first pack. Nick blatantly stole one of my drawings by simply erasing my name and putting his in its spot. Of course I was furious and went on a hunt to see if he had done this to anyone else. This is when I found out what he was really about. I found several ANSI's from well respected artists and compiled a pack myself that included all the original works and TGP's versions. Before going public with this, I discussed it with him on many occasions. He not only admitted to doing it, but encouraged me to as well! I couldn't stand for it, and uploaded the pack I had made to every board I called. This included his own board. Soon after, Nick saw a serious downfall not only in the BBS world, but in real life too. Many months later, when I had my own board and art group, I gave him a chance to make a comeback under a new alias because I felt sorry for him, but he blew that opportunity and disappeared forever.

Danny_Ocean · 30 December 2007

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Well this article will deal with the ins and outs of serial killing.
I know you all watch those fine tv shows like HARD COPY and the NEWS and see
those cool honkey serial killers (weird, you never see black serial killers)
who slice and dice people up for fun. Now you're probably sitting there
saying "hey, that looks pretty cool". Well yeah, it is. And if done right,
you might never get caught.
The great thing about serial killing is that usually you don't get
caught very easily because you are killing a whole mess of people you DONT
KNOW and usually mutilating them beyond recognition (heh heh mutilation is
cool heh heh). Yes this is truly a fun sport. If you just keep a few minor
guidelines in mind, you will be assured of a fun slaughtering spree.
First of all, most good serial killers want to target a specific
group to attack. I myself prefer to go after teenage sluts. They are by far
the most fun to degrade, then slaughter. However there's always old ladies,
blind people, retarded people, black people, etc. Although you can usually
be assured of a good time if you have a young attractive blonde singled out
and carry a copy of VaS's "Basic Rape Techniques" in your back pocket.
Now the next part is deciding on a few murder weapons. In order to
avoid getting the murders linked, its usually a good idea to vary the methods
of killing. For example, you may want to drive a wooden stake through your
first victim's skull, and then peel off the skin on his limbs. Then for your
second victim you might want to drill a 7/16" hole in their chest to stun them,
and then reach down their throat, and pull their internal organs out. This one
always gets a few odd stares from passersby.
For locations of murder, this one is always tricky. You dont want to
do it anywhere where someone might hear the screams of a person having his
eyeballs removed from their sockets. I prefer to do my killing around lunchtime
in fairly loud places. For example, in the bathroom at a crowded, noisy
resteraunt. After finishing him off, put him in a stall, lock the door, and
crawl out from under to make your escape (after washing your hands well of
course - we do want to be sanitary , eh?). Now it will be a few hours before
someone finds him (usually not until the end of the night when they have the
retard janitors coming in to clean up, and they notice a pile of steaming
entrails laying on the floor.
Of course finally, in order to authenticate the serial killing, you
will want to leave some sort of sign that it was you. I personally like to
leave a copy of VaS's "Penis News Flash" in their wallet. This way they know
it's me doing it (they just dont know who "me" is, heh-heh). Now I don't
think leaving your home phone number or anything like that would be a good
original idea, but how about leaving maybe a picture of Nick Sitko (The Grim
Phreaker of 810 Lame Fame) or something stupid like that...
Anyhow I hope you find this information extremely useful and decide
to go on a bloody rampant killing spree. Hey, why not slaughter every lamer
in your area code (I am plotting this one out for 313 AC as we speak). So
go out and have a good time, and save some kidneys for me!

steveny · 30 December 2007

docjohn said:
Unbelievable where this has gone since I last logged on.RSO great work as usual! I'm sure many of our regulars are just as slack jawed as I am at how this thread has exploded all over cardom.The world does love a good disaster story.On the more serious side you have to wonder how Nick was parented,maybe not well at all,and maybe had to rely on himself,and made bad choices up to this point.I can't believe he was so ignorant to the power of the internet and his ownage is now complete.That myspace page was priceless though.If anything prime got some new members,worldwide publicity,and probably more spam attacks to follow:frown: There are some very entertaining fotoshops and pics though:biggrin:

I have also read somewhere that child molesters are often victims of the same abuse when they were a child. That is very sad. :frown:

scorpmatt · 30 December 2007

This has made it to the small community of 1st and 2nd Gen Toyota Supra Owners.

http://forums.celicasupra.com/showthread.php?t=36289

Easiest way to own a NSX

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