"that's right iceman, I am dangerous"
Dont mess with Tron
- Thread starter BioBanker
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Red said:
know it well
Before you go around the white pine, hang a right right before the big rock and you'll end up coming out between 8 and 9.You'll be 1:34s before you know it.
BioBanker said:know it well
You'll be 1:34s before you know it.
The problem is that I need to get my front splitter reinforced...its not handling the larger saplings quickly enough. I'm gonna get one of those go-fast things they used on the Sherman tanks for the hedgerows in Normandy, shoudl help me pick up another 1.5s!:wink:
Stu - why do you hate on Acura so much to pull your emblems?
You order Fcar shields?
You order Fcar shields?
BioBanker said:
Acura is an artificial construction of the Honda Motor Company so that they could convince Americans that they made luxury vehicles!
I don't accept your reality and instead substitute my own.
Ferrari? No Papa, HONDA!
I'm looking for some Lada Badges, Anyone got?
Trons next purchase
http://www.richardetter.net/flame5.php
Hum.. Guess we were trying to get rid of heat.
Oh, well, maybe this is for the ice racing.
Have a good one Stu!
Brad.
http://www.richardetter.net/flame5.php
Hum.. Guess we were trying to get rid of heat.
Oh, well, maybe this is for the ice racing.
Have a good one Stu!
Brad.
ody said:
Yeah, thats what I need some sort of Bluetooth Radiation Amplifier
- like I'm already not scheduled to die of cancer from all my cell phone calls...perhaps it WILL increase my speed on the track, it heats up, I feel closer to death and figure I've got nothing to lose...
Guys,
I have to say this thread is the most hilarious ive read in a LONG time!!
Thanks for making my day!
I have to say this thread is the most hilarious ive read in a LONG time!!
Thanks for making my day!
NemesisX said:
What ARE you talking about?
I'm deadly serious here!
If you're not going to take me seriously I'm gonna hop on the internet and come over to Aus and unite the electrons and bits in your CPU to f%$k up your computer!:biggrin: :biggrin:
Red said:What ARE you talking about?
I'm deadly serious here!
If you're not going to take me seriously I'm gonna hop on the internet and come over to Aus and unite the electrons and bits in your CPU to f%$k up your computer!:biggrin: :biggrin:
TRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:biggrin:
*****Important Update*******
Pending further notice, my car will not see anymore track time.
I no longer feel safe without the big ass wing. I cannot understand how my car did not become airborn during the many previous trackdays and looking back, I can only thank god that I did not take off like that Merc GT1 did at Lemans.
Hopefully it gets here soon.
Pending further notice, my car will not see anymore track time.
I no longer feel safe without the big ass wing. I cannot understand how my car did not become airborn during the many previous trackdays and looking back, I can only thank god that I did not take off like that Merc GT1 did at Lemans.
Hopefully it gets here soon.
******another important update***********
my car cannot go on the road until the big ass wing arrives...
the probability of it becoming airborn is just too extreme
car in the garage for about a week...
I dont want to die.
my car cannot go on the road until the big ass wing arrives...
the probability of it becoming airborn is just too extreme
car in the garage for about a week...
I dont want to die.
BioBanker said:
Isn't your ego big enough to weigh down the car?
If you don't think so, let me tell you, it should be!
You have one of the biggest and most best egos of anyone I've met! (That should be good for about .4537G) Why your ego eclipses your good looks! (Another .3589G!)
I'd say more but I don't want you trying to drive the car upside down on the underside of the gardiner expressway!
The problem is exactly that my ego isnt big!
I do not believe that I have the skill to keep the car on the face of the earth, thus I must add a big wing and everything else I can to compensate!
Kinda like you: You know you're not that cool, so you picked up the Tron suit. Meme chose!
I do not believe that I have the skill to keep the car on the face of the earth, thus I must add a big wing and everything else I can to compensate!
Kinda like you: You know you're not that cool, so you picked up the Tron suit. Meme chose!
BioBanker said:
It said in the instructions that there was a money back guarantee that if the cool suit didn't make you cooler you could return it no questions asked for a full refund.
Since there were no single chicks at the track I'm still not certain its working, so I may have to wear it out to a nightclub! How's Thursday night?
I did notice my future mistress glancing your way a few times!
Maybe I need a cool suit too???
Oh, BTW, I finally got your coolant fluid. Man, its expensive. Come pick it up. $200. It just looks and tastes like water; it is NOT water. Its top secret what it actually is though, so just bring $200 bucks and Ill give you your top secret fluid.
Maybe I need a cool suit too???
Oh, BTW, I finally got your coolant fluid. Man, its expensive. Come pick it up. $200. It just looks and tastes like water; it is NOT water. Its top secret what it actually is though, so just bring $200 bucks and Ill give you your top secret fluid.
Red said:
Did you get that splitter made? I have a bunch of carbon kicking around at home I'm sure I could add some layers to it in ur garage on a weekend if you want some more rigidity
p.s. if there was a jacket overtop of the tron shirt it wouldn't say 'Captain Cool' it would say none other than
"DISCO STU"
Way'da'keep this thread alive Joel.
Stuart, Im serious, the light weight, go fast coolant that you wanted me to order you for your F.A.S.T. suit has arrived. Unfortunately, the cool suit slacks have not, yet. Nor has the cool suit under-helmet toque.
$200 bucks for the coolant fluid!
Remember, its NOT water. Its TOP SECRET!
Stuart, Im serious, the light weight, go fast coolant that you wanted me to order you for your F.A.S.T. suit has arrived. Unfortunately, the cool suit slacks have not, yet. Nor has the cool suit under-helmet toque.
$200 bucks for the coolant fluid!
Remember, its NOT water. Its TOP SECRET!
LOL I would have jumped in on the ribbing earlier but I've been in Italy and Greece for the past month 
I think I could have used a Tron suit there, it was effin hot!
I think I could have used a Tron suit there, it was effin hot!
Arshad, that is facking awesome.
And Stus new avatar was born.
And Stus new avatar was born.
Hehehe, sorry Stu, I couldn't resist Let me know if you want a higher resolution version so you can print out a poster and put it up over your bed!
Let me know if you want a higher resolution version so you can print out a poster and put it up over your bed! 
Ok, 2 things....
1. That is the hardest I have laughed in a long time.
2. Arshad - too much talent & too much time!
Sean
1. That is the hardest I have laughed in a long time.
2. Arshad - too much talent & too much time!
Sean
Arshad said:Hehehe, sorry Stu, I couldn't resist
Thats IT mo-fo! I'm going to talk to my friends in your computer and have them put in a few extra interupts! It too bad you use a wireless mouse - we were going to send some feedback over the internet and electracute you!
If you keep teasing me your computers will NEVER boot again!
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