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Does China deserve to host the olympics?
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I thought it was funnier than sh!t.
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My folks sent this to me awhile ago. Some people can't take a joke.
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I thought it was funnier than sh!t.
I fail to see what's "funnier than shit" about it. Even if it wasn't offensive, I still don't think it's funny. I mean, not even a chuckle. Not even amusing enough to download.
I think the source of the image is interesting:
http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee348/Fukumoto4000/boGif01.gif
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Hey, it's OK if you don't have a sense of humor. The world needs tight asses too. :tongue:
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Or maybe it just wasn't funny.
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This is my type of humor:
This Just In:
Amidst the controversy surrounding underage gymnasts and illegal doping, the United States has revealed, by far, the biggest scandal yet to hit the Olympics. US Officials from the world-renowned Sea World Institute of Marine Biology (SWIMB) have revealed a chilling deception that only the Chinese are capable of: all twenty of their Olympic swimmers are, in fact, dolphins.
International Olympics Committee (IOC) official Susan Mitchell responded to the situation by saying:
“We began to suspect something was wrong when they refused to wear swimsuits and goggles. But we just figured that the Chinese had their own way of doing things.”
When asked what he thought of the situation, Olympic gold-medalist Michael Phelps responded by saying:
“I am completely shocked. I mean, yeah they were pretty fast this year and that made me question things, but I just chocked it up to a home-turf advantage and did the best I could.”
Accusations began when Chinese swimmer Shiang Pi Pi smashed the previous 400-meter Individual Medley (IM) world record of 4 min 3.84 seconds with a lightening-fast time of 2.00 seconds—a feat not even Phelps could accomplish.
Researchers from the United States were immediately flown to Beijing as soon as Shiang’s official time was made public. Donald Cafferty, PhD, an expert in Taxonomy and Marine Biology, was brought in to examine Shiang and his cohorts. Cafferty reports:
“We subjected the Chinese team to a grueling 6000 parameter examination, including testing for pharmaceutical enhancers like anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH). To our surprise all the tests came back negative for illegal doping. Furthermore, their hearts were in extremely good condition—almost as if they’ve been eating fish and swimming since birth. However, being Chinese, we should not rule out the possibility that they have figured out a way to side-step our technology. Our tests were based on urine samples, and we have yet to draw blood from the athletes. We will continue our investigation with DNA testing and bring in experts from other fields such as Electrical Engineering and Computer Science. We have not ruled out the possibility that these may, in fact, be robots.”
Josh Needham, a six year old from San Diego, notes: “What gives the dolphins their advantage in the water is their large tail—or fluke—and their ability to hold their breath for a long, long time. One time, I held my breath for a whole minute, but afterwards I felt dizzy and forgot my last name.”
Reubin Chang, PhD, a marine biologist in China confirmed Needham’s observations and added: “Dolphins and porpoises are also capable of echolocation, which provides a great advantage when judging the distance from predators and prey—or in this case, swearing Frenchmen. They are very fast swimmers, as natural selection has ridded the world of early dolphin ancestors that lacked their streamlined body and dorsal fins. These animals,” as Chang explains, “had, instead, rectangular bodies with no fins at all.” Chang dubs the animals “Fauxphins” and is awaiting publication of his ground-breaking paper entitled: The Most Efficient Drowners and Their Role in Evolution: A Case-study on Fauxphins.
Perhaps the most shocking revelation in this fiasco is that there are no explicit rules prohibiting dolphins from competing in the Olympics, and all medals awarded will be kept by China. This brings China’s total medal count from 20 to 40, thus giving them a decisive lead over the United States. The IOC is taking heavy criticism for their oversight, and a meeting is to be held next year in Geneva to propose rules banning dolphins from swimming competitions. Prompted by rumors that the United States has begun investigating training dolphins in other events such as hurdling, the IOC will also consider banning other animals from competing in competitions they may have an advantage in—such as grizzly bears in greco-roman wrestling and birds in the long-jump.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109989
This Just In:
Amidst the controversy surrounding underage gymnasts and illegal doping, the United States has revealed, by far, the biggest scandal yet to hit the Olympics. US Officials from the world-renowned Sea World Institute of Marine Biology (SWIMB) have revealed a chilling deception that only the Chinese are capable of: all twenty of their Olympic swimmers are, in fact, dolphins.
International Olympics Committee (IOC) official Susan Mitchell responded to the situation by saying:
“We began to suspect something was wrong when they refused to wear swimsuits and goggles. But we just figured that the Chinese had their own way of doing things.”
When asked what he thought of the situation, Olympic gold-medalist Michael Phelps responded by saying:
“I am completely shocked. I mean, yeah they were pretty fast this year and that made me question things, but I just chocked it up to a home-turf advantage and did the best I could.”
Accusations began when Chinese swimmer Shiang Pi Pi smashed the previous 400-meter Individual Medley (IM) world record of 4 min 3.84 seconds with a lightening-fast time of 2.00 seconds—a feat not even Phelps could accomplish.
Researchers from the United States were immediately flown to Beijing as soon as Shiang’s official time was made public. Donald Cafferty, PhD, an expert in Taxonomy and Marine Biology, was brought in to examine Shiang and his cohorts. Cafferty reports:
“We subjected the Chinese team to a grueling 6000 parameter examination, including testing for pharmaceutical enhancers like anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH). To our surprise all the tests came back negative for illegal doping. Furthermore, their hearts were in extremely good condition—almost as if they’ve been eating fish and swimming since birth. However, being Chinese, we should not rule out the possibility that they have figured out a way to side-step our technology. Our tests were based on urine samples, and we have yet to draw blood from the athletes. We will continue our investigation with DNA testing and bring in experts from other fields such as Electrical Engineering and Computer Science. We have not ruled out the possibility that these may, in fact, be robots.”
Josh Needham, a six year old from San Diego, notes: “What gives the dolphins their advantage in the water is their large tail—or fluke—and their ability to hold their breath for a long, long time. One time, I held my breath for a whole minute, but afterwards I felt dizzy and forgot my last name.”
Reubin Chang, PhD, a marine biologist in China confirmed Needham’s observations and added: “Dolphins and porpoises are also capable of echolocation, which provides a great advantage when judging the distance from predators and prey—or in this case, swearing Frenchmen. They are very fast swimmers, as natural selection has ridded the world of early dolphin ancestors that lacked their streamlined body and dorsal fins. These animals,” as Chang explains, “had, instead, rectangular bodies with no fins at all.” Chang dubs the animals “Fauxphins” and is awaiting publication of his ground-breaking paper entitled: The Most Efficient Drowners and Their Role in Evolution: A Case-study on Fauxphins.
Perhaps the most shocking revelation in this fiasco is that there are no explicit rules prohibiting dolphins from competing in the Olympics, and all medals awarded will be kept by China. This brings China’s total medal count from 20 to 40, thus giving them a decisive lead over the United States. The IOC is taking heavy criticism for their oversight, and a meeting is to be held next year in Geneva to propose rules banning dolphins from swimming competitions. Prompted by rumors that the United States has begun investigating training dolphins in other events such as hurdling, the IOC will also consider banning other animals from competing in competitions they may have an advantage in—such as grizzly bears in greco-roman wrestling and birds in the long-jump.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109989
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I knew some of those dolphins ran fast, but I didn't know they could swim.
BTW: That article proves my point. 28 seconds of my life I won't ever get back.
BTW: That article proves my point. 28 seconds of my life I won't ever get back.
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Like you had something better to do...
You know where I stand as well. I did not bother reading Jerry's post, but I respect his opinion and yours. I however have no respect of using personal experience and skewed fact to support your arguments. Read your own post again and you will see.
Today if you visit in China you might have similar bitter experience. If you go to Beijing, your Chinese doesn't sound the same as theirs, you don't look the same. You don't have one of these, there are many that will still treat you as a non-local or wannabe
I am the only person in my family with US passport, my parents doesn't want it. They never did fled from China and then fled from Taiwan.
I don't know your parents well, but they probably have some influence on you. I know a lot of people who fled Taiwan early on due fear of war with China rarely visit Taiwan after they left. These people were super wealthy when they lived in Taiwan. They left before the economy boom, they are afraid to visit and see the development over the years and how prosperous it has become. Because what they sold or gave up back then would worth outrageous amount of money today.
There are reasons behind every belief. If you only look at surface, and failed to understand the other reasons behind it, it would be just like the other night when Srini and I spoke Japanese to each other. No one knew that we only spoke Japanese to each other at any given situation for the past 6 months because we have an agreement to self-discipline ourselves and improve each other's language skills.
I did read KSXNSX's posts, those are example of being subjective and respectable to others.
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As long as the reasons are based on logic instead of emotion, yes, I absolutely agree with you. Since you didn't read Jerry's post, there is nothing more.
Olympic is over half way over, and so far, the event has been surprisingly peaceful.
Again we'll have to agree to disagree, state controlled media is not freedom of expression. The last i'll say on this matter.:smile:
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There is your problem right there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Reilly
The guy obviously didn't read the full articles concerning the accusations he mindlessly relays in his attempt at satire.
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