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just getting through these (on page 3) all are funny, but this took the cake so far.
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Everybody JUMP!
Wall Jumping! (Repost-Classic!)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=15PxoqdBNtY
Great wall jump
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=06yHjSrN9a8
Huge bridge jump stunt - Ouch
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SqJEuJ5VYAI
Impreza Insane Jump
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jGFHrINSvQY
jim clark rally flying subaru madness
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i61LZ0c3mNo
Wall Jumping! (Repost-Classic!)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=15PxoqdBNtY
Great wall jump
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=06yHjSrN9a8
Huge bridge jump stunt - Ouch
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SqJEuJ5VYAI
Impreza Insane Jump
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jGFHrINSvQY
jim clark rally flying subaru madness
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i61LZ0c3mNo
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ECONOMIC MODEL EXPLAINED (WITH COWS)
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four
cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has
dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using
letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank,
then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer
so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for
five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an
intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the
majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back
to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns
eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy
a new president of the United States, leaving you
with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
THE ANDERSEN MODEL
You have two cows.
You shred them.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because
you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and
market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a
month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade
your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a
democracy.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four
cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has
dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using
letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank,
then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer
so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for
five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an
intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the
majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back
to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns
eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy
a new president of the United States, leaving you
with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
THE ANDERSEN MODEL
You have two cows.
You shred them.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because
you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and
market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a
month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade
your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a
democracy.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
on a serious note...
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as an afterthought, i think i have created youtube's shortest vid...:biggrin:
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as an afterthought, i think i have created youtube's shortest vid...:biggrin:
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Cantona 1996 vs sunderland
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UFO Prank
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The wonders of heavy machinery and alcohol.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2593764
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2593764
Proper use of an STI :biggrin:
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(sshhh, all the trees are the same)
(sshhh, all the trees are the same)
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alien vs human
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land of the rising fun....
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here
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here
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Jessica the Hippo
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First Man in Space - Skydiving From The Edge Of The World (Extended Version) 7 mins.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...333&start=0&num=10&so=1&type=search&plindex=0
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...333&start=0&num=10&so=1&type=search&plindex=0
The most evil man which have been on TV. Jim Profit aka Jimmy Stokowski aka Adrian Pasdar.
Enjoy this tv spot from the 90's.
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Regards
Enjoy this tv spot from the 90's.
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Regards
Beckham first goal in the US league.
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Keeper gets a 1 out of 10, you've seen the wall he requested? Ridiculous! But nonetheless Beckham as always.. impressive.
Commentators get something like... -100 out of 10? Could someone fire those guys? C'mon I know football(soccer) isn't that popular in the US but what is wrong with those lads.
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Keeper gets a 1 out of 10, you've seen the wall he requested? Ridiculous! But nonetheless Beckham as always.. impressive.
Commentators get something like... -100 out of 10? Could someone fire those guys? C'mon I know football(soccer) isn't that popular in the US but what is wrong with those lads.
