You promised me that you wouldn't out me! Alas the truth is now public knowledge. On my native planet, Fallopia, I am known as Orgasmo. I was sent to Earth many of your centuries ago to bequeath my golden rod of penetrance upon the female population of your planet. It appears that my current disguise as a middle aged Jew from New York City could not fool the amazingly perceptive Earthling who goes by the name of John. Luckily, John outed me and not my evil twin Scatmo who was sent here to bequeath feces on your species!
