Who Can Think Of The Funniest Quote For This Picture

[Jim]

"I can't believe this metal bar cut me off!"

 

[john576]

"High center of gravity getting to you? Then get yourself a Subaru"

 

[Brian2by2]

"Ah $#!t honey, I spilled my coffee all over my lap, gotta go" <beep>

 

[matteni]

Gas station manager to Gas station owner: "Yeh boss - we just installed those pop up barriers just like they have in those fancy Mercedes convertibles. How they working? Perfect! I would say the claims of .4 second activation are right on the money. Any damage to report? No sir! All the bars appear to be in tip top shape without a scratch!"

 

[Black Knight]

alrighty...another one.

driver: what? it's over?

DMV: well, no point in finishing the rest of your driving test!!

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'98 Blue NSX-T

 

[NeoNSX]

"OFF-ROAD" (subtle pun...an Offroad is now Off-the-road...anyone get it? ok... i thought it was amusing...)


i like hejo and ajnsx's comments...