Who Can Think Of The Funniest Quote For This Picture

[NSXaholic]

Was browsing wreckedexotics.com and came across the following picture. Thought it would be hilarious to see who can come up with the most original quote for the pic.

Here's my contribution:

"Don't worry ma'am. You can always pass your driving test on the next go.".

Let them roll in fellas!!

Regards.

[This message has been edited by NSXaholic (edited 12 March 2003).]

 

[Vytas]

"Trying to do one of those Hummer maneuvers."

 

[Nsxotic]

"I forgot I wasn't driving my bike when I decided to use the bike rack. I soon remembered."

 

[RSO 34]

"I couldn't find the jack."

 

[Black Knight]

"Mommy, look at that car..it's trying to imitate our dog!"

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'98 Blue NSX-T

 

[john576]

"If you would have just given me your ATM code none of this would have happened"

Does the winner get $100 from you or MAXIM?-just joking.

 

[Barn Man]

I parked like this so I could get another quart of gas in the tank! DAMN, it's on the wrong side.

 

[ENDLESS DREAMS]

Originally posted by RSO 34:
"I couldn't find the jack."

LOL, That's funny!

 

[naaman]

"%$#@ ! They installed the hydraulics bacwards!"

 

[Nsxotic]

"The F40 isn't the only one that can jack itself up."

"Ok, Mrs. Jones, I filled her with gas, checked the tire pressure and f#$@ed up your suspension. Would you like me to check the oil now?"

 

[NSX-00054]

What does an SUV and a Dog have in common?

 

[prova4re]

Now I know why they call it a four runner it acts just like our Dog!

That four wheel steering is a bit over kill dont you think!

 

[NSXaholic]

Here's another one I just thought of:

"Couldn't get me to the mountains this weekend, so I thought I'd have me a little off roading experience right here in the city. For some reason, though, she just doesn't seem to handle so well."

Regards.

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[AKUDOU]

Originally posted by NSX-00054:
What does an SUV and a Dog have in common?

Where is your sense of humor? The SUV looks like it is trying to relieve its self. The caption should read:Higher gas prices and recent issues about poor fuel mileage have SUV's in arms and they are retaliating at fuel islands nation wide.



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[steveny]

Wife says "Honey did you feel a bump I think I ran something over".

Husband says "let me get out and see".

Falls to the ground

 

[NeoNSX]

* SUV's are dogs.

* Improvised method of changing a tire.

* Nice wheely.

...ahh... all you guys have already used the good material.

 

[NeoNSX]

LOL ... Look, here's a copycat!!!!!!!

 

[NeoNSX]

..or a quote for this would be: "Everything you can do, i can do better..."

 

[Zanardi 50]

Think Tony Hawk's uncanny ability to pull an ollie-to-rear axle grind can only be done on skateboards? ......
...Guess again!!!

 

[hejo]

New Toyota model - Humper

 

[NSXaholic]

Originally posted by hejo:
New Toyota model - Humper

ROFLMAO!!

Too funny!! Touche!!

Regards.

 

[ajnsx]

people will do anything to avoid getting out of their car to use the intercom.........

 

[JaguarXJ6]

"One, two, three... PUSH!" or,

"Thats the dumbest place to put a bar," - SUV owner after discovering what they did

 

[BADwayz]

-whoever thought drive-up liquor stores was a good idea.....
-grandma thinks that cause she has a handicap parking sticker, she can just put in anywhere.....

 

[matteni]

1) I thought it was a bottle opener for my wheel

2) I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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Nick M

91' Red/Black with Many Mods
99' Honda Odyssey with Many Kids