what's your favorite movie quote?

"Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see."

"Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation."

- Melchett and Edmund
 
"Racing is life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting". Steve McQueen, Le Mans

"Oh....it's a profit deal". Steve Martin working at the circus in The Jerk.
 
The Terminator: Twelve-gauge autoloader. The .45 longslide with laser sighting.
Alamo Guns Clerk: Anything else?
The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-Watt range.
Alamo Guns Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal.
The Terminator: The Uzi 9 millimeter.
Alamo Guns Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So, uh... which'll it be?
The Terminator: All.
Alamo Guns Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the handguns, but the rifles you can take right now... You can't do that.
The Terminator: Wrong.
 
"What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"
 
jorma said:
<snip> "Oh....it's a profit deal". Steve Martin working at the circus in The Jerk.
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ah, now you've started it....

Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

Don't call that dog "lifesaver;" call him "shithead."

Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
 
Hal_396 said:
You forgot one of the best!
"In case you haven't been keeping up with current events, we just got our a$$es kicked"
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Oh...I didn't forget...I just had to get back to work and had to stop quoting somewhere...
 
710 said:
"What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"
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Great SW parody...reminds me that I need to see more episodes of Robot Chicken (I only saw that bit via YouTube)

"Oh geez he's crying!"

Of course, these technically aren't movie quotes.
 
Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Brick Tamland: LOUD NOISES!
 
Willy: What the hell you need ball bearings for?
Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
[leans arm on hot engine part]
Fletch: Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
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Receptionist: May I help you Dr...?
Fletch: Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room?
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Chief Karlin: So, what's your name?
Fletch: Fletch.
Chief Karlin: Full name?
Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch.
Chief Karlin: I see, And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I'm a shepherd.
Chief Karlin: [to the arresting officers] Officers, could you excuse us for a few moments?
Fletch: Yeah, why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other.
Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.
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Fletch: Can't keep me here, chief.
Chief Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you in here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out.
Fletch: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.
 
What an incredible Cinderella story!

This unknown comes out of nowhere
to lead the pack.

He's on his final hole.

He's about 435 yards away.
He's going to hit about a two iron, I think.

Well, he got out of that.
The crowd is standing on its feet
The normally reserved crowd is going wild! For this young Cinderella
who has come out of nowhere...

...he's got about 325 yards left.
He'll get a five iron...

...l would expect. Don't you think?

He's got a beautiful back swing.
That's...oh! He got out of that one!
He's got to be pleased with that.
The crowd is on its feet here.

He's a Cinderella boy.

Tears in his eyes, I guess,

as he lines up this last shot
He's got about 210 yards left, and...
...looks like he's got an eight iron.

This crowd has gone deadly silent.
Cinderella story. Out of nowhere.
A former greenskeeper now about
to become the Master's champion.

It's in the hole!

- Bill Murray- Caddyshack
 
Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you wan'.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Whaddya think, man? Ready to spend some of your hard-earned money?
 
sam snead said:
Willy: What the hell you need ball bearings for?
Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
[leans arm on hot engine part]
Fletch: Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
-------------------------------------------
Receptionist: May I help you Dr...?
Fletch: Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room?
-------------------------------------------
Chief Karlin: So, what's your name?
Fletch: Fletch.
Chief Karlin: Full name?
Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch.
Chief Karlin: I see, And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I'm a shepherd.
Chief Karlin: [to the arresting officers] Officers, could you excuse us for a few moments?
Fletch: Yeah, why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other.
Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.
-----
Fletch: Can't keep me here, chief.
Chief Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you in here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out.
Fletch: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.
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funnnnny movie.
 
Not exactly a single line quote but....

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Samuel Jackson - Pulp Fiction
 
deedubb said:
Not exactly a single line quote but....

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Samuel Jackson - Pulp Fiction
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TNT has been playing Pulp Friction lately...saw it for the first time in a while the other day. What a hot car Mr. Wolf has...what is that? Ferrari? Corvette? :wink: :biggrin:

(I might be butchering this but)

"Whose motorcycle is this?"
"It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a chopper"
"Whose chopper is this?"
"Zed's"
"Who's Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead."
 
heathbar0 said:
Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you wan'.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Whaddya think, man? Ready to spend some of your hard-earned money?
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:biggrin: that was a good scene as well. The other prostitute scene is good as well. I'll trade you some arvn rifles...never been fired and only dropped once. - sgt cowboy

no boom boom south brother...chubacku...
 
"Look Brian, I was quit when I came in here, and I'm twice as quit now!!" -Deckerd (Blade Runner)


"Hey? doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?" (Football jock)

"Well they seem to have an open door policy for ass holes, now don't they?" -Jason Dean (Heathers)
 
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WOW!! NO SCARFACE QUOTES??

Scarface Quotes
Say goodnight to the bad guy.

Scarface Quotes
Dat chick he's with – she like me.

Scarface Quotes
I like you, Tony. There's no lying in you.

Scarface Quotes
Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?

Scarface Quotes
So you wanna dance, Frank, or do you wanna sit here and have a heart attack?

Scarface Quotes
I got ears, ya' know. I hear things.

Scarface Quotes
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Scarface Quotes
Every day above ground is a good day.

Scarface Quotes
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Scarface Quotes
Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well...
what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, Chico, and everything in it.

Scarface Quotes
You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

Scarface Quotes
Why don't you try stickin jou head up jour ass – see if it fits.
 
(jeff spicoli voice from Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

"I can fix it. My dad's a TV repairman and he's got an awsome set of tools"
 
you all are weak and obviously know nothing about quality motion pictures.

the power of the movie that makes all others obsolote can not be understood in text. However this great film goes by the name

POOTIE TANG
 

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