What's with the spit?

[SCS2k]

I've seen the spit threads over the last couple of weeks but never thought I'd become a victim. Then it happened today. I was at my local gym. I was inside for only an hour and a half. When I come out there's a big goober on the roof of my car. Panicking and fearing the culprits may get away, I dive for my cell phone and call 911. I summon all of my courage as I try to keep from crying as I explain the going's on of this tragedy to the pleasant 911 operator. Hearing the terror in my voice she carefully tries to calm me down. It starts off with "it's just a bit of saliva sir". I go silent. I explain to her that it was my Monte Carlo Blue NSX. A pregnant pause is heard from her end of the phone. Seconds later I am surrounded by 2 marked cars, a SWAT team van and two police helicopters hover overhead. Finger prints (and lip prints) are taken. The surrounding 6 blocks are cordoned (sp?) off and the interrogations begin. After extensive body cavity searches, DNA comparisons and several claims of police brutality the search has ended and the brutal assailants have escaped to victimize another. My wife and I will be entering therapy soon to hopefully recover from this and avoid the crippling effects of Post traumatic stress disorder. If anyone is interested in starting a support group please feel free to contact me. I will also be setting up a foundation to help support other victims of flying saliva. I'll call the group NO GRASP (NSX Owners Going Right After SPitters). We hope to raise enough to provide all victims with at least one bottle of Meguiar's Quick Detailer and a microfiber towel. Anything any of you could donatle would be greatly appreciated by me and the other victims of this horrible crime.

But seriously, someone did spit on my car. What's with the spit?

[This message has been edited by SCS2k (edited 25 January 2003).]

 

[Paul65K]

LOL!

Very cleaver.

 

[Joel]

Man, you had me going until you brought in the SWAT team into the picture.

Very creative.

 

[SpankyPop]

Bhahahahahaahahahahahahaa

People spit on my car at school too, those bastards. Its wierd though, because my car is really not that head-turning; I just keep it really, really clean, and really, really shiny. Whatever!

 

[nsxtasy]

I can't get worked up over spit. It doesn't damage the car and easily cleans off. And as an action, it shows the level of immaturity of the perpetrator.

It's like getting pulled over and receiving a warning that you think was unjustified or stupid for some reason. "No harm, no foul."

 

[NSXaholic]

Ha, ha, what a riot. Great story-line. Anybody taking bids for FF3?

Regards.

 

[NeoNSX]

LOL ... yeah... u had me up until the SWAT and helicopter...

Here's THE ENDING OF THIS FF3 SCRIPT:

"...after months of therapy, and still unable to recover from the trauma, the only way is to hunt down the spitter yourself. You track him down (in 10mins miraculously, as always in the movies) as the leader of a riced-camaro gang... so u street race (er...legally!

) him and win. After another SWAT raid and he is busted for 20yrs, and you get to keep his car (which u sell to buy another NSX) and you win the heart of his chick. His gang sees the errors of their ways, and devote their lives to helping needy children. The End of FF3."

Who likes my ending? (who actually read it?! *lol*) It's NEW, FRESH, and ORIGINAL...

NSXTASY SAID: I can't get worked up over spit. It doesn't damage the car and easily cleans off. And as an action, it shows the level of immaturity of the perpetrator.

that's a really good point i'd never thought of... i will be quoting that. thanx.
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[mikec]

Whew... for a second there I thought you were serious.

Seriously though.. if some jealous individual or juvinile has to show disrespect for my car, I'd rather they spit on it or even vomit all over it than to use a key, stone, or their foot. As long as I can wash it off I don't get excited.



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[PHOEN$X]

I'm confused, was there spit or not? (And is that why you were a no show last night at the Pavilions?

) If so, it's sad that people have to disrespect other people's property like that

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[SCS2k]

Yes, there was spit. Sorry I didn't make the Pavillions. Spent quality time with my wife instead. I'll try to go next weekend but that will depend on whether or not I can make it to the track on Saturday. If I go to the track I likely won't go to the Pavillions.

 

[NeoNSX]

Originally posted by PHOEN$X:
If so, it's sad that people have to disrespect other people's property like that

.

the only way is to teach them respect... *pumps shotgun* j/k

 

[madfast]

sorry to hear that but it also happened to me already and I know how you feel. those f#$#@!$ bastards!

 

[Jonathan]

It has happened to me too ... twice.

The thing I hate is the drive home with a big loogie on my driver's side window and windshield, with nothing to clean it off, I had a 30 mile trip of nothing but a yellowish-green reminder of what some idiot had done.

 

[nsxtasy]

Originally posted by Jonathan:
It has happened to me too ... twice.

The thing I hate is the drive home with a big loogie on my driver's side window and windshield, with nothing to clean it off, I had a 30 mile trip of nothing but a yellowish-green reminder of what some idiot had done.

Keep a bottle of Meguiars Quik Detailer in the car. And a small cotton towel.

It's handy for bird droppings too.

 

[Black Knight]

dude, you had me all the way cuz that's exactly what'll happen in my case if i find any type of human fluid on my Monte Carlo Blue NSX...nice color choice of your NSX by the way.

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[SCS2k]

Originally posted by nsxtasy:
Keep a bottle of Meguiars Quik Detailer in the car. And a small cotton towel.

It's handy for bird droppings too.

This is what our proposed foundation will try to provide. Many of the underprivileged NSX owners can't afford Quik Detailer let alone a good quality cotton towel. Your donation can help. (enter Sally Struthers). For just 52 cents a day, you can sponsor an NSX owner. Think of the joy and delight on that NSX owner's face when he wipes off that lugie and sees his fine car finish again. No scratches of course because you have privided him or her with a MICROfiber towel. For your 52 cents a day you will be given a picture of you sponsored NSX and owner along with monthly updates and email pictures of the spit-free paint. Think of the happiness of this poor exotic car owner. For one tenth the cost of a small Starbucks coffee you can bring love and happiness to this person and his or her performance car. More cars are being spit on every day. Don't hesitate, email now!



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[PHOEN$X]

You don't think the perpetrator might be that Supra owner you embarrassed at the light, do you? Just kidding...