Most of the questions are always the same..
What do you do?
What kind of car is this?
How fast does it go / how fast have you gotten it up to?
What does it run in the 1/4?
Is it street legal?
What year is it?
How much does it cost?
How many HP does it have?
I'm prepared for those. It's the rare off the wall ones that leave me totally unprepared...
Car: Friend's Blue Geo Storm with a Body Kit
Location: Williamsport, PA circa 95'
Query: "That is the nicest Ferrari I've ever seen what kind is it?"
Right Answer: "GM"
Car: Yellow S2000
Location: Skykomish, WA
Query: "What is that weird blinding blue blinding flickering light?"
Right Answer: "HID's?"
Car: Yellow VR4
Location: Down the street from the Philly Zoo
Query: "Yo my Mercedes would toast your ass.."
Right Answer: "VR4 vs an old rusty 350SL WTF is wrong with you?"
Car: Yellow NSX-T
Location: Gas station along US101, Northern CA
Query: "That's an awefully nice Lambo bro"
Right Answer: "Thanks.. I get that alot.."
Car: Purple M3
Location: Pittsburg, PA
Query: "You paid that much? No one would pay over 20K for any BMW"
Right Answer: "Sure, I doubt that's happened ever before, it's just me.."
Car: Silver Corvette C5
Location: Caldwell, ID
Query: "That almost looks like a space ship with the tint"
Right Answer: "It's the really good window tint I guess.."
Car: 96' Red 355
Location: Lancaster, PA
Query: "Hey that is the new Lotus right?"
Right Answer: "sigh... (nods head) brand new.."