Can I drive it?
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Whats the funniest thing anyone's said about your car?
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I had some ignorant little kid call my NSX a fake lamborghini.
Some old lady gave my car a thumbs up. This old lady probably showed the most excitement towards my NSX then anyone by far even the younger people.
She probably had an orgasm looking at my car.
Some old lady gave my car a thumbs up. This old lady probably showed the most excitement towards my NSX then anyone by far even the younger people.
She probably had an orgasm looking at my car.
My girlfriend and I went on a dinner cruse on the river and I had backed my car into the parking spot. An elderly lady sitting on the retaining wall behind my car asked is that the engine in my back seat? I told her it was a spare, like the spare tire in the trunk of her car. She said well thats so cleaver.
1. How much you paid for your car?
hmm, with/without mods? Is it your business?:smile:
2. How fast have you gone in your NSX (top speed)?
This one always amazes me, top speed to me is the most irrelevant and non-practical
3. Can I drive your car (non-joking type)?
To me that is very rude. People don't realize that sometimes people are too nice to say no. It puts one in a tough position. If I offer the person the key that is different story.
4. You must get a lot of chicks with this car.
Yeah, I wish:biggrin:
hmm, with/without mods? Is it your business?:smile:
2. How fast have you gone in your NSX (top speed)?
This one always amazes me, top speed to me is the most irrelevant and non-practical
3. Can I drive your car (non-joking type)?
To me that is very rude. People don't realize that sometimes people are too nice to say no. It puts one in a tough position. If I offer the person the key that is different story.
4. You must get a lot of chicks with this car.
Yeah, I wish:biggrin:
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To this day still, the funniest encounter I've experienced:
[and I quote]
Kid: "That your car out there?"
- "yes it is..."
Kid: "You gonna turbo charge it?"
- "ummm, no, probably not. Maybe someday. Who knows."
Kid: "That's too bad. What a waste.
What kinda engine that thang got?"
- "I believe a 3.0 Liter..." [gets cut off]
Kid: "aww, just like my 240."
- "........."
Kid: "Yeah, same as my 240. I could take you then."
- ".............................."
(Silence continue, then)
Kid: "I got a mustang that's turbo charged too. I could take you
on the corners, cause I got suspensions done to it"
- "..................................... ok."
[and I quote]
Kid: "That your car out there?"
- "yes it is..."
Kid: "You gonna turbo charge it?"
- "ummm, no, probably not. Maybe someday. Who knows."
Kid: "That's too bad. What a waste.
What kinda engine that thang got?"
- "I believe a 3.0 Liter..." [gets cut off]
Kid: "aww, just like my 240."
- "........."
Kid: "Yeah, same as my 240. I could take you then."
- ".............................."
(Silence continue, then)
Kid: "I got a mustang that's turbo charged too. I could take you
on the corners, cause I got suspensions done to it"
- "..................................... ok."
Lol ChongLee,
That reminds me of a conversation I had with someone during a training class. We were all leaving the classroom for a short break. I was wearing a Science Of Speed long sleeve shirt with the NSX and S2000 pictured front and back. This guy reeks of cockiness and arrogance swearing he knows it all. As he walks by me he says:
Cocky Mcknowitall - "Science.......Of Speed. Huh, is that some kind of racing company?"
Me - "Not really, they are more like a vendor"
CM - "So is that what you got? An S2000 or an NSX?"
Me - "Um, actually I have both but they are both used" (attempt at modesty)
CM - "Ha, well then my car can take you easily (speaks as he walks away)"
Me - "You probably will, what kind of car do you have?"
CM - "I have a Subaru STi"
Me - "Wow, yes those are nice cars, I thought about getting an STi"
CM - "Yeah, but you got a poor man's Ferrari instead (laughing)"
Me - "At the end of the day, I look better than you, both in my cars and, out"
CM - (speechless)
That reminds me of a conversation I had with someone during a training class. We were all leaving the classroom for a short break. I was wearing a Science Of Speed long sleeve shirt with the NSX and S2000 pictured front and back. This guy reeks of cockiness and arrogance swearing he knows it all. As he walks by me he says:
Cocky Mcknowitall - "Science.......Of Speed. Huh, is that some kind of racing company?"
Me - "Not really, they are more like a vendor"
CM - "So is that what you got? An S2000 or an NSX?"
Me - "Um, actually I have both but they are both used" (attempt at modesty)
CM - "Ha, well then my car can take you easily (speaks as he walks away)"
Me - "You probably will, what kind of car do you have?"
CM - "I have a Subaru STi"
Me - "Wow, yes those are nice cars, I thought about getting an STi"
CM - "Yeah, but you got a poor man's Ferrari instead (laughing)"
Me - "At the end of the day, I look better than you, both in my cars and, out"
CM - (speechless)
I was doing a lien check before I bought my car and the DMV lady says: 'Are you sure the VIN is correct, I've never seen one with so many zeroes'
He's wrong, a poor man's ferrari is actually the 348.
What about the Mondial, I would buy a 348, I wouldn't buy a Mondial.
2 recent ones..
I was at a light a couple days ago. A homeless fellow walked by and said: "Wow, that's some 'p*ssy chariot' you got there".
A few days ago after a Cubs game in Wrigleyville (stopped at a light):
Drunk Cubs Fan: "Nice car, mother f*cker"
Me: " Thanks, Mother f*cker"
He and I both said it in a sacastic joking way, so we both got a laugh out of it.:biggrin:
I was at a light a couple days ago. A homeless fellow walked by and said: "Wow, that's some 'p*ssy chariot' you got there".
A few days ago after a Cubs game in Wrigleyville (stopped at a light):
Drunk Cubs Fan: "Nice car, mother f*cker"
Me: " Thanks, Mother f*cker"
He and I both said it in a sacastic joking way, so we both got a laugh out of it.:biggrin:
That line would be "strike down upon thy with great force..."!
"Or, I was just trying to talk to him and the gun went off..."
"Or, I was just trying to talk to him and the gun went off..."
The other day my friend stopped by the gas station and 3 cute girls were looking over at the car and one said, "that a nice miata". 
The other day my friend stopped by the gas station and 3 cute girls were looking over at the car and one said, "that a nice miata".
LOL! Terrible! I think 3 miatas could fit in the X...
ROFL - I gotta remember that one. Can't believe I haven't heard that comeback before.
"thats honda Prelude which has got 2.2-litre engine"
silly boy!
silly boy!
LOL...I'm pretty sure a 240sx has a KA24DE motor (2.4L), unless he swapped with an SR20DET (2.0L)... either way, definitely not 3.0L.
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Hence the long silence...
-- " Apparently, the suspect does not know a thing of automobiles. "
>- " No shit, Sherlock. "
-- " Elementary, my dear Watson! "
Lol, but suspension means you go faster!
NICE!!
'fraid it does...in more than one way...
" Nice car, does it drive like it does on the PS2? "
A Miller Lite girl at a club I frequent comes up to me and says;
Her: "I hear thats your car in the front, the black one."
Me: "Yeah, thats my... (She cuts me off)
Her: There is something wrong with it, the front is too short. It looks like a Saturn, and the back is too low, in fact the whole car is too low.
Me: Well, its not designed like most.... (she cuts me off)
Her: My brother has a Camaro, his car is longer in the front. I like that better. Yours looks like one of those truck cars in the back. ( I guess she ment El Camino)
Me: Well, the Camaro is a very different... (she cuts me off)
Her: What kind of car is it?
Me: Its a Honda. (Silence)
Her: I thought it was more expensive. Like a Corvette or something.
Me: Annoyed, I say " Nope, It's just a Honda.
An hour later she comes back to me with a big smile on her face and says. "My friend said your car costs $100k and it's really fast."
It wasn't the car, just the price of the car that interested her.
Her: "I hear thats your car in the front, the black one."
Me: "Yeah, thats my... (She cuts me off)
Her: There is something wrong with it, the front is too short. It looks like a Saturn, and the back is too low, in fact the whole car is too low.
Me: Well, its not designed like most.... (she cuts me off)
Her: My brother has a Camaro, his car is longer in the front. I like that better. Yours looks like one of those truck cars in the back. ( I guess she ment El Camino)
Me: Well, the Camaro is a very different... (she cuts me off)
Her: What kind of car is it?
Me: Its a Honda. (Silence)
Her: I thought it was more expensive. Like a Corvette or something.
Me: Annoyed, I say " Nope, It's just a Honda.
An hour later she comes back to me with a big smile on her face and says. "My friend said your car costs $100k and it's really fast."
It wasn't the car, just the price of the car that interested her.
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