>1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ••••.
>2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>pronounce.
>3. How about never? Is never good for you?
>4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
>public.
>5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
>me.
>6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
>8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
>10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
>11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
>12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
>14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
>15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
>of
>view.
>17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
>18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
>19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
>20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
>22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be.......?
>24. Do I look like a people person?
>25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
>26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
>27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
>29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
>30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
>31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
>33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
>34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
>36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
>37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
>2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>pronounce.
>3. How about never? Is never good for you?
>4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
>public.
>5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
>me.
>6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
>8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
>10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
>11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
>12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
>14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
>15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
>of
>view.
>17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
>18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
>19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
>20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
>22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be.......?
>24. Do I look like a people person?
>25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
>26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
>27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
>29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
>30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
>31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
>33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
>34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
>36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
>37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
