Originally posted by BladesNSX:
POLICE
Well, Mr. Citizen it seems you have figured me out.
I seem to fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true, I can never figure you out.
From birth you teach your children that I'm the boogeyman. Then your shocked when they identify with my traditional enemy, the criminal! You accuse me of codling criminals...until I catch one of your kids doing wrong!
You may take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer for having one cup!
You pride yourself on your manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles!
You raise hell with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you!
You know all the traffic laws...but youve never gotten a single ticket you deserve!
You shout "foul" if you observe me driving fast to a call, but raise the roof if I take more than 10 seconds to respond to your complaint!
You call it part of my job if someone strikes me, but call it police brutality if I strike back!
You wouldn't think of telling your dentist how to pull your tooth or your doctor how to take out your appendix, yet you are always willing to give me pointers on the law!
You talk to me in the manner that would get you a bloody nose from anyone else, but expect me to take it without batting an eye.
You yell that somethings got to be done to fight crime, but you can't be bothered to get involved!
You have no use for me at all, but of course its OKAY if I change a flat tire for you wife, deliver your baby in the back of a patrol car, or perhaps save your son's life with mouth to mouth breathing, or work many hours over time looking for you lost daughter!
So Mr. Citizen you can stand there on your soapbox and rant and rave about the way I do my work, calling me every name in the book, but never stop to think, that your property, family, or maybe even your life depends on me or one of my buddies!
Yes Mr. Citizen, its me...the lousy cop!!!
The author of this article was Trooper Mitchell Brown of the Virginia State Police. He was shot and killed two months after writing this article.
A salute to the millions of men and women who put there lives on the line for us everday.
The above was not made up. Rather it is a copy of an article given to many law enforcement officers following the Trooper's death.
Blade