It's funny, there are so many fake stories and bullshitters out there, that when something actually happens to be true no one will just accept it. I think since NSXDreamer thinks I am lying I need to tell the WHOLE story:
It was a nice spring afternoon (but no pollen was around to get on my freshly waxed T with the new FX500 kit installed that I had won in a raffle for a $1.00 ticket). I was coming back from a checkup at the doctor where he had given me an "all clear" on the 14 inch penis enlargement he had performed 4 months back, so I was feeling good. I pulled up to a light, and next to me up pulls a S65 AMG Sedan. The 2 side windows go down, and inside was Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, Brooke Burke and Heidi Klum. They revved the motor and challenged me to a race. I asked "what is getting a ticket worth to me?" Brooke lifted her shirt and told me there was more where that came from if I won. I waited until the light turned green and dusted them turning about a 9.5 in the 1/4 I would estimate. At the next light they caught up to me, and Heidi jumped into my car (she even knew where the door handle was becuase her husband Seal owns a few NSX's) and told me the other ladies would follow me back to my place. We pulled up to my Estate, and went inside my spacious bedroom where we had lots of gratuitous sex where they all admired my skills and the doctors handiwork on my Johnson. Then my wife walked in. I stopped for a moment, wondering if I was about to be shot. She looked around, paused and then asked if anyone needed a drink. We said no, so she paused again, and then asked if she could join in! Then 4 hours later when the girls got the strength up to walk again, I sent them on their way and had my wife make me my favorite dinner. I ate it while I watched "Family Guy" and "The Man Show" which she said were 2 of her favorites, as she gave me a nice massage. All in all, a decent day.
It was a nice spring afternoon (but no pollen was around to get on my freshly waxed T with the new FX500 kit installed that I had won in a raffle for a $1.00 ticket). I was coming back from a checkup at the doctor where he had given me an "all clear" on the 14 inch penis enlargement he had performed 4 months back, so I was feeling good. I pulled up to a light, and next to me up pulls a S65 AMG Sedan. The 2 side windows go down, and inside was Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, Brooke Burke and Heidi Klum. They revved the motor and challenged me to a race. I asked "what is getting a ticket worth to me?" Brooke lifted her shirt and told me there was more where that came from if I won. I waited until the light turned green and dusted them turning about a 9.5 in the 1/4 I would estimate. At the next light they caught up to me, and Heidi jumped into my car (she even knew where the door handle was becuase her husband Seal owns a few NSX's) and told me the other ladies would follow me back to my place. We pulled up to my Estate, and went inside my spacious bedroom where we had lots of gratuitous sex where they all admired my skills and the doctors handiwork on my Johnson. Then my wife walked in. I stopped for a moment, wondering if I was about to be shot. She looked around, paused and then asked if anyone needed a drink. We said no, so she paused again, and then asked if she could join in! Then 4 hours later when the girls got the strength up to walk again, I sent them on their way and had my wife make me my favorite dinner. I ate it while I watched "Family Guy" and "The Man Show" which she said were 2 of her favorites, as she gave me a nice massage. All in all, a decent day.
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