The mans version of butter face is....MiamiMermaid said:
Good points. But! my question still goes unanswered: "What is the male equivalent of butterface ? Just curious....
A man was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.
He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise
of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off all your crose." The man did as he was told. "Now get down and craw reery, reery
fass to odderside of room." Again, the man did as he was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw
reery, reery fass back to me." As he did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Diseaz. Worse cas I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The man asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when
your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."