I got a ticket

Viper Driver · 15 February 2003

Well, sort of......I found this "ticket" on my windshield last night when leaving a local watering hole. Has anybody gotten one of these from some bozo who thinks little of the NSX (and actually knows even less)......?

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RICE BURNER

We're sorry, but your car has the following improper modifications:

(I'll only list the items the bozo checked off on the ticket)

Wheel Diameter too large for your torque/gear combination

Exhaust tip diameter exceeds engine displacement/horspower

Dual exhaust on a car which cannot possibly need it

Sound resembles "leaf blower"

Vehicle lacks torque

Vehicle lacks horsepower

Vehicle is equipped with only one (1) bank of cylinders (?)

Vehicle excessively slow

Vehicle not designed to be "sporty"

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Obviously, the guy who gave me this "ticket" doesn't have much of a clue. I found it rather funny nonetheless!

NSXaholic · 15 February 2003

Silly, but mildly amusing.

More importantly, I'd check to make sure that no damage has been done to the car: keying, scratches, spit, tears, etc. Sorry to raise such morbid thoughts, but owners on this forum have had their cars vandalized because of other people's jealousy and I'd hate for this to have happened to you as well.

Regards.

spartan2-3 · 15 February 2003

I wonder what he would say after he sees your other "TOY"

KODIAC · 15 February 2003

Originally posted by spartan2-3:
I wonder what he would say after he sees your other "TOY"

www.ricecop.com

for those not in the know....

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nsxtasy · 15 February 2003

Illegitimi Non Carborundum.

NoClgDeg · 15 February 2003

Originally posted by Viper Driver:
Well, sort of......I found this "ticket" on my windshield last night when leaving a local watering hole. Has anybody gotten one of these from some bozo who thinks little of the NSX (and actually knows even less)......?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KODIAC · 16 February 2003

Originally posted by nsxtasy:
Illegitimi Non Carborundum.

after seeing this, it becomes truely apparent how he gets such a high post.....

nsxtasy · 16 February 2003

Originally posted by KODIAC:
after seeing this, it becomes truely apparent how he gets such a high post.....

Gee, KODIAC, thanks! And thanks for all your extensive contributions on NSXprime!

NeoNSX · 16 February 2003

Originally posted by KODIAC:
after seeing this, it becomes truely apparent how he gets such a high post.....

hehehe... but u also gotta respect NSXTASY's answers to technical questions (when someone posts an intelligent Q.

)

Viper Driver: u got any recent photos of ur NSX? Let us be the judge of whether ur car is riced.

NSX Sound resembles "leaf blower" ... oh, that makes me mad...

KODIAC · 16 February 2003

Originally posted by nsxtasy:
Gee, KODIAC, thanks! And thanks for all your extensive contributions on NSXprime!

LOL, Sorry if I offeneded

, havn't seen a crack on ya for your post count in a while....

I enjoy reading your posts always something informative... learn something new everyday...... sometimes twice....

NSX Prime · 16 February 2003

Does the ticket actually say Ricecop on it? That doesn't sound like any of our ticketbooks...lol And 99.9% of the people from the real Ricecop forums know all about the NSX. Of course that's only because I host it.

SR

Viper Driver · 16 February 2003

No, it didn't say Ricecop on it. I checked out your site earlier via the link above, and none of the "ticket" examples were anything like the Xeroxed, lame copy of a ticket I received. I actually liked your site, but there's someone locally who is very misguided and has no business judging what rice is and isn't IMHO. My best guess is that the person who wrote my ticket doesn't even have access to the internet, unless he hooks up his computer to the pay phone at the local 7-Eleven.

BTW, I inspected my baby after reading this thread to be sure no damage was done in addition to the ticket. Luckily, the "Rice Patrol" figured that the ticket would be punishment enough.

NSXaholic · 16 February 2003

Originally posted by Viper Driver:
...BTW, I inspected my baby after reading this thread to be sure no damage was done in addition to the ticket. Luckily, the "Rice Patrol" figured that the ticket would be punishment enough.

Wonderful to hear!! Phew!!

Regards.

nsxtasy · 16 February 2003

Originally posted by KODIAC:
LOL, Sorry if I offeneded

, havn't seen a crack on ya for your post count in a while....

No prob. Wait until I get close to 10000!!!

MYNSX · 16 February 2003

Originally posted by Viper Driver:
Well, sort of......I found this "ticket" on my windshield last night when leaving a local watering hole. Has anybody gotten one of these from some bozo who thinks little of the NSX (and actually knows even less)......?

Jealousy is a compliment.

(Those fake tickets are pretty funny)

Further...Assuming that there was "no" jealousy;(this is my view on the "BOZO")

Whether I offend or please the passerby,judge,bozo etc..
I am sure I have their undivided attention.
Now I've already won.Humility or arrogance is the choice at this point.

FOCUSED,DRIVEN AND PERSISTENT
NEVER CEASING,NEVER ENDING!!!

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KODIAC · 16 February 2003

Originally posted by nsxtasy:
No prob. Wait until I get close to 10000!!!

you know it resets after 9999 right????

nsxtasy · 17 February 2003

Originally posted by KODIAC:
you know it resets after 9999 right????

So does the NSX odometer.

4AU4LIFE · 17 February 2003

Well put MYNSX.

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KODIAC · 17 February 2003

Originally posted by nsxtasy:
So does the NSX odometer.

only if ya put elect tape over the other numbers........

PHOEN$X · 17 February 2003

Viper Driver: I've seen your car, and whoever put that "ticket" on your car is one loco mother!

I got a ticket

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