Humor: Signs That You Bought A Bad NSX

[apapada]

1. As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic
smile, and high-five the salesman.

2. You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a direct line
to Moe's Towing Company.

3. The booster cables are not in the trunk, but are permanently welded to
the battery.

4. The hood has been equipped with a push-button device for quick and easy
opening.

5. The "Purchased From" sticker at the bottom of the rear license plate has
been removed.

6. You get a "Good Luck" card from the previous owner.

7. As you drive up to a service station for gas, the mechanic opens the big
door, and waves you in.

8. When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a tow truck parked
about a block from your driveway. As you go by, it falls in behind you.

9. The little "Service Engine" warning signal in the dashboard comes on, and
reads "Me Again".

 

[4AU4LIFE]

10. The factory phone has the dealerships and mechanics numbers on speed dial.
11. You tell everyone on the Prime you bought it and they offer you condonlences.

 

[ss_md]

12. The dealer you purchased it from gives you a lifetime membership to Automobile Association of America (AAA).

 

[Jimbo]

It's a 91-94 NSX-T.

 

[true]

You got a great deal on a Blue 97 with VIN# JH4NA2167VT000020.

 

[NeoNSX]

15. It has Teddy Bear Rims.

 

[NSX UNITED]

16. A 97+ with a grey/black engine.

17. Flip head lights '02-'03

P.S. I try not to diss convertibles as some people actually like them.

 

[MYNSX]

15. It has Teddy Bear Rims.

LOL LOL

 

[Soichiro]

18. Why This Thread is Impossible

No such thing as a bad NSX!

 

[nsxtasy]

1. As you leave the used car lot

Something tells me this wasn't written for the NSX.

Maybe for an F-body...

But I'll play too. How about:

18. It has an aftermarket wing, and when you drive to the airport, the ramp attendants direct you onto the tarmac.

 

[synergy004]

ha

19.when someone next to you at a traffic light asks you what kind of car is that. When in plan view it says NSX on the door and they say, "is that a corvette" <<< them trying to answer their own question... DOH

 

[blue wax]

20,- the guy who sold you the car , gives you a 5 liter oil can for free. Comes with the car sir...... hahaaaa

 

[NeoNSX]

Re: Re: Humor: Signs That You Bought A Bad NSX

18. It has an aftermarket wing, and when you drive to the airport, the ramp attendants direct you onto the tarmac.

LOL... didn't this happen to MYNSX once??!?!?!

 

[NetViper]

21. When the car you bought was on ebay and it was NSXnBRLA's car!

 

[ajnsx]

water leaking through the targa top-described as a 'special feature'

petrol leaking from the engine described as 'race spec'

engine bay is red, outside of the car is black with comment on title 'driven once'

timing belt has been replaced by high tensile rubber bands 'cos previous owner thought it would save money.

the only panel/part that is aligned properly is the glove box which has been pop-riveted on.

you purchased it from the 2fast2furious movie garage sale and the brown stickers wont come off

the engine is in the front and nsx badge is spelt with the letters 'corvette' on the back

you go for a drive to get a starbucks coffee and during the trip home it turns into a cappucino. (use imagination)

the blood stains and assorted organs won't come out of the carpet after repeated cleaning.

 

[nsxtasy]

the blood stains and assorted organs won't come out of the carpet after repeated cleaning.

Call Mr. Wolf.

 

[MYNSX]

Re: Re: Re: Humor: Signs That You Bought A Bad NSX

LOL... didn't this happen to MYNSX once??!?!?!

LOL

 

[TigerNSX]

the engine is in the front and nsx badge is spelt with the letters 'corvette' on the back

Ouch

 

[Taj]

It was on Fast and the Furious.

It didn't make it on 2 Fast 2 Furious.

 

[kgb_agent]

22. Car is black with red roof. Maaco misread the work order.

 

[Zishan]

 

[synergy004]

23. i couldnt start my car not knowing it had two alarms on it, so my pops called it a Not So Xciting (NSX) car.

 

[cbr600]

24. A bumper sticker say "I love my mechanic"

25. A big photo of your NSX can be seen at some junk yard as their "Car of the year".

26. Street girls remembered your NSX and offered you old customer discount.

 

[NSXER119]

27. when you are going straight on freeway, the "Acura" on the steering wheel is up side down.

28. you got somged by a Civic which was driven by a 80 year old lady.

29. when you shift to the sixth gear in your 97+ NSX, it's actually a reverse.

 

[Black Knight]

30. you open the front hood and see a 1.8 liter VTEC engine

31. you open the rear hatch and find two 12 inch subs instead

32. you floor the gas and finds the front wheels spinning

33. the VIN on the door does not match the VIN on the dash

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