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Does any one have a rubber hand I could borrow?
Up until part C I was thinking I might want to get a rubber penis and give it a try.
Up until part C I was thinking I might want to get a rubber penis and give it a try.
Steve, why have I come to expect this from you?:biggrin:
I'm sorry. I'll try to include more pictures next time. :biggrin:
Up until part C I was thinking I might want to get a rubber penis and give it a try.
You could probably use one for the Pinocchio illusion as well. Let us know how that goes. :biggrin:
you will laugh when you read this one.
>>> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.
>>>
>>> We were dressed and ready to go out for the New
>>> Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the
>>> answering machine on,
>>> covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the
>>> backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a
>>> taxi.
>>>
>>> The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to
>>> leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back
>>> into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house
>>> because she always tries to eat the bird.
>>>
>>> I go out to the taxi, while my husband went inside
>>> to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with my husband in
>>> hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, I don't want the driver to
>>> know that the house will be empty for the night. So, I
>>> explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon, 'He's
>>> just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
>>>
>>> A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. 'Sorry I
>>> took so long,' he said, as we drove away. 'That stupid
>>> bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a
>>> coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off,
>>> so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap
>>> her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
>>> But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her
>>> out into the backyard!'
>>>
>>> The cab driver hit a parked car
>>> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.
>>>
>>> We were dressed and ready to go out for the New
>>> Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the
>>> answering machine on,
>>> covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the
>>> backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a
>>> taxi.
>>>
>>> The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to
>>> leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back
>>> into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house
>>> because she always tries to eat the bird.
>>>
>>> I go out to the taxi, while my husband went inside
>>> to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with my husband in
>>> hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, I don't want the driver to
>>> know that the house will be empty for the night. So, I
>>> explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon, 'He's
>>> just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
>>>
>>> A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. 'Sorry I
>>> took so long,' he said, as we drove away. 'That stupid
>>> bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a
>>> coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off,
>>> so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap
>>> her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
>>> But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her
>>> out into the backyard!'
>>>
>>> The cab driver hit a parked car
Good one Steve!
A sadist, murderer, necrophiliac, pyromaniac and a masochist are all sitting on a park bench. A cat comes walking by.....
Sadist: "We should torture it!"
Murderer: "We should torture it and then kill it!"
Necrophiliac: "We should torture it, kill it and then fuck it!"
Pyromaniac: "We should torture it, kill it, fuck it and then burn it!"
Masochist: "Meooooow!"
A sadist, murderer, necrophiliac, pyromaniac and a masochist are all sitting on a park bench. A cat comes walking by.....
Sadist: "We should torture it!"
Murderer: "We should torture it and then kill it!"
Necrophiliac: "We should torture it, kill it and then fuck it!"
Pyromaniac: "We should torture it, kill it, fuck it and then burn it!"
Masochist: "Meooooow!"
<a href="http://comics.com/pearls_before_swine/2009-01-16/" title="Pearls Before Swine"><img src="http://assets.comics.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/70000/1000/200/271229/271229.full.gif" border="0" alt="Pearls Before Swine" /></a>
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great movie... its called "My Sassy Girl".... if you want to know what Korean girls are like... watch that one. She's hot but insane!
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No it is not. "My Sassy Girl" is another movie.
This one is called "SEX IS ZERO". A great movie.
There's a sequel as well.
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HUH??
It's obviously a bird, you can see it flapping it's wings. Quick too.
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yea but then it disappears in the middle of flight...how is that possible?
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This freakin cracks me up! :biggrin:
Single vs Engaged vs Married
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"
