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A brunette goes to the doctor, and says to him “Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.”

“That’s odd” replied the doctor “Show me what you mean”

So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says to her “Your not a natural brunette are you?”

“No I’m a blonde” she replies.

“I thought so…. your finger is broken.” replies the doctor.

 

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US Air recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.

Letters are still pouring in asking, “What trip?”

 

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Kubrick’s Frankenstein: HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey
http://cineprism.wordpress.com/2007/12/11/kubrick’s-frankenstein-hal-in-2001-a-space-odyssey/

 

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"Little Hidden Things For Fans"

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Nothing is Real
Do you believe in what you see?
Song from Zero 7 - "Waiting Line"
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grandfatheraleister

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"Your momma is so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin."

 

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[quack]

Kubrick’s Frankenstein: HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey

Best movie ever. (note the period)

 

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Eyes Wide Stan

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Lilith Grotto in New York City, the most numerically successful Grotto of the Church of Satan.

Kate Ryan - L.I.L.Y.
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Frank Sinatra- Something Stupid (L.I.L.Y.)
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Worst burglar ever
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