It doesnt just say FAST, it says...
"Im SUPER FAST"
That, with Captain Cool across your back, does me in.
I dont have to bring up that time when you froze your ass to the lawnchair AGAIN do I?????
Aaaaargh! Here we go again! now my cool SHIRT turns into a mythological device that can freeze to lawnchairs, attempt to trash talk other drivers and lap Dave with such ease it appears as if he still believes gramma's house is at the bottom of turn two and he's bringing her treats