Either I am a degenerate or my computer is too fast, there is absolutely no way I am going to get anywhere close those big numbers you guys are getting. I might have to start pulling RAM and installing older generation graphics cards.
On top of that, after finishing the game, my eyes play tricks on my brain for a few minutes. The screen on my laptop appears as if it is stretching then shrinking, then stretching again all the while moving in a semicircular motion.
I feel like I'm in an old Beatles song.