You know you are going too fast....

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when this happens:

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now thats funny. maybe we should open a thread on , "you know if youre going too fast when.................." c'mon you budding comedians.

1) your car recreates the fire trail seen on the back to the future dorlean, everytime you go to get milk.

2) speed/time/space/travel theory seems relevant/applicable to you as your rear view mirrors melt from hyperspeed.

3) Youve actually accidently arrived in the wild west several times and have had to use a spare made out of a wagon wheel to get back to the 1980's i mean 2003

4) returning from a casual drive through the mountains in your nsx-t, you realise your eyebrows are a centimetre higher than when you left.

5) your dog stuck its head out the window during a 'spirited' driving session and upon re-entering the car, his face is now hairless......................

;)
 
7) When you leave for a destination only to arrive back quick enough to see yourself leave! :eek:

8) You're able to keep up with MYNSX on the road. :D

9) You start modding your McLaren to get those last few HP out of it...

10) You meet a girl at a bar and the next morning you're engaged. [Oh... wrong type of "going too fast"... :D]
 
11) in Vegas, you can go real fast. Let alone engaged, try realizing you're married the next morning while suffering from the hang over... ;)
 
Mr.Wolf said:
12) When you post a thread without first using the search. :D

Is Mr. Wolf = Forums Nazi?? :D :D
 
Tiger740 said:
Is Mr. Wolf = Forums Nazi?? :D :D

LOL... I've wondered the same thing!
They're both hard-boiled tough guys! :p
But they both seem to be "Searching" for the same thing..... :rolleyes:
...probably just need a girlfriend... rofl...
 
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