Funny post I got from other board. Thought I share it with u guys.
Subject: Women in traffic
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver
cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive
on to the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough
that he hung his head out his window and flipped the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 38 miles each way every day to work, that's 76 miles. Of
these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway so if you just look at
the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new
car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper to bumper. I
figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number
to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically
half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000.
In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of
their period. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70%
describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's
449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all
females have seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's
98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females
carry weapons and this number is increasing. That means that
EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a
lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day
of her period, and is armed.
No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping
her off.
Subject: Women in traffic
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver
cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive
on to the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough
that he hung his head out his window and flipped the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 38 miles each way every day to work, that's 76 miles. Of
these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway so if you just look at
the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new
car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper to bumper. I
figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number
to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically
half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000.
In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of
their period. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70%
describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's
449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all
females have seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's
98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females
carry weapons and this number is increasing. That means that
EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a
lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day
of her period, and is armed.
No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping
her off.
