Wife Speak

[White92]

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour (30) Minutes. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

 

[ChopsJazz]

Husband seated at TV: Honey, can you get me a beer before it starts?

Wife: Sure, here you go.

Husband: Honey, can you get me another beer before it starts?

Wife: Sure, here you go.

Husband: Honey, can you get me one more beer before it starts?

Wife: What the hell!?! Why don't you get off your butt and get one yourself!?!

Husband: It's started!

 

[Projet]

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour (30) Minutes. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

I LOVE THIS GUYs POST !!! haha

 

[Pacemaker Kid89]

does this work with just regular female friends who you are not married too?

 

[White92]

does this work with just regular female friends who you are not married too?

I'm pretty sure it does. For example, "nothing" was used by my mom quite a bit when asked if something was wrong. Of course this meant that there was in fact "something" wrong.

 

[ntresdid]

bump...
...too good to let it get to the bottom of the list

 

[Pacemaker Kid89]

I'm pretty sure it does. For example, "nothing" was used by my mom quite a bit when asked if something was wrong. Of course this meant that there was in fact "something" wrong.

ya ur right, same thing on all my girl friends and ya same deal with me mom...oh yes hunny we'll go in 5 min...5 min YA RIGHT how about an hour!


Men, prepare for this forum site will now compile: The female Code.....for us men this weill help us inderstand their vicabulary and their ways...

WHO'S WITH ME!?!?!? :biggrin: