Well I am the biggest idiot on the board today!

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Tonight I went up to the store to pick up some "Wiggles" tickets I had ordered online for the kids (no flames about the Wiggles please), and I stopped at a C-store on the way back to grab a Dr. Pepper. When I came out some kids in an Explorer were hollering at me, so I waved to let them know I heard them. I do not know what they were saying other than "NSX" was part of it, so it could have been "Awesome NSX", or "NSX's Suck Ass"! Anyway, there were 2 RSX's with kids in them that were talking in front of me, and when I pulled out they followed. I am not a street racer, and these kids (1 of the cars in particular) was trying to egg me on with his "megaphone" exhaust as he paced along beside me. Finally I moved in front of him, so I could hear myself think, since it was so damn loud with him beside me, and he starts running up on my bumper, almost hitting me the second time. I should have just turned off the road, but about a half mile later, the traffic in front of me turned off so I just wound it out in 2nd (I think, might have been 3rd) and low and behold I run right up beside a cop in the right lane! I immediately pull into the median before he can even get over and hit his lights, and the other 2 cars scream on off. He pulls in behind me with the lights blaring and I get the sudden sobering feeling that I have just likely gotten myself a huge fine and a license suspension, and I was not even trying to race these kids ( ok, actually I was happy until I saw the cop because I had showed the punks removing your muffler and replacing it with a coffee can will not give you an extra 120 HP).
So he comes out of the car, and I half expect his weapon to be drawn or for him to get on the PA to tell me to lay face down on the pavement, but he asks for the standard items. I apologize (as I really was not racing, I was seriously just trying to get away from these kids) and he says "you could have just turned off the road, couldn't you?" Obviously, he was correct, and I know better than to even speed on this 5 lane road, as it is a known road for heavy police presence on the weekends. So, he goes back to the cruiser, and he is in there for a while, so I know I am screwed. I am already thinking about the long term effects of this stupid action and how I am going to get to work, having to call my attorney to see what we can do to minimize the damage, etc. and when he finally comes back, he hands me my license saying "be careful, as I could have taken you to jail and impounded the car, but I saw the other 2 cars and I believe you". :eek: Man I wanted to get out of the car and kiss the guy! (Ok, maybe kiss is too strong, more like bear hug him :biggrin: ) So I shake his hand, thank him for understanding, and drive my ass home knowing that was about as lucky as I can get. So the moral of the story for me? Act my age, instead of letting kids literally half my age f' up my life by getting me down on their level of thinking.
 
Lucky bastard!
You did not get a ticket because Ashely was praying for you!
You should have told the officer that you were not racing, you were
only testing your new Downforce scoop and filter! :smile:
Glad to hear that you got away with this one!
 
The moral of the story is.....buying Wiggles tickets obviously impairs your judgment, and bad things will happen. :wink: No flaming - I have 2 kids myself who dig them, although I can't quite figure out why.
 
I agree with LeftLane...HOwever, I believe the moral of the story here is to act your age, be honest, and respect the officer for doing his job. This particular "respect" here got me off a few:D Good job mister......................and skip 2nd gear or 3rd next time. hahahha
 
There better not be be a next time, I think I used my "get out of jail free" card on this one. Wish I knew the officer's name as I would have sent him a gift certificate :biggrin: to Outback with a little note that said "thanks for your compassion!- NSX owner"
 
I think it was probably a huge help that you pulled over immediately and did not offer some stupid excuse. I know years ago I was driving home on the highway and passed an unmarked cop in my '91 NSX and I was going about 115 mph but when I saw him I pulled over immediately. When he asked why I was driving that fast I just told him there was no real reason, I just wanted to get home. He still gave me a ticket, but for FAR LESS than I was doing. He even said, 'Thank you for puuling over, because I did not want to have to try and catch you,' and reminded me that he could have taken me to jail and impounded the car. Nice guy. I actually called his police post and spoke to his superior office to compliment the officer and his professionalism. The way I figure it from previous experience, most officers are usually not too forgiving for a 22 year old in an NSX wearing cow pajamas and going over 110 mph in a 65 mph zone.....but this guy was very professional. Sometimes luck is on your side. :)
 
Shumdit said:
<snip> Man I wanted to get out of the car and kiss the guy! (Ok, maybe kiss is too strong, more like bear hug him :biggrin: )
you lyin' dog - you know you wanted to kiss him... me? i'd go for the outback certificate.

boy, what a good story and a **great** ending.

i'm sure we're "been there, done that, ain't gonna go there again" right there with you.
 
Meeyatch1 said:
<snip> The way I figure it from previous experience, most officers are usually not too forgiving for a 22 year old in an NSX wearing cow pajamas and going over 110 mph in a 65 mph zone.....but this guy was very professional. Sometimes luck is on your side. :)
sounds to me like he let you go because he thought anyone wearing cow pj's while driving an nsx @115mph was likely insane... far too much paperwork to deal with.
 
btw, note that i didn't even **touch** the wiggles-thing... it's too early and i've not had enough coffee to go there....
 
You got lucky! I did something similarly stupid a few months ago in an area close to my house which I know is often patrolled (I have no idea what I was thinking), and also got off with just a warning.

Wiggles -- my 2.5 year old daughter is watching it on the TV as I type. BTW, I went to a Wiggles concert a few years back with my boys, and they had a real blast. A little lame for the parents, but hey, it's all about the kids right? :)
 
Arshad said:
You got lucky! I did something similarly stupid a few months ago in an area close to my house which I know is often patrolled (I have no idea what I was thinking), and also got off with just a warning.

Wiggles -- my 2.5 year old daughter is watching it on the TV as I type. BTW, I went to a Wiggles concert a few years back with my boys, and they had a real blast. A little lame for the parents, but hey, it's all about the kids right? :)


Yes, sure...it's about the kids...., while they are watching the Wiggles, I will be watching the Moms in the audience! :biggrin: (not gonna say MILFs because I am just a window-shopping kind of perv. :wink:
 
As was stated in some other thread, not all "cops are small people". I agree that you made a bad decission, but the right thing to do was stop as you did and be honest with the officer. The truth usually carries a lot of weight with police. Just goes to show you police officers are not the villians some portray them as.
 
Yes, I thought it might be a bad time to lighten the mood by saying "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" when he walked up! (If you are not a Chappelle show fan, you will not understand :wink:
 
queenlives said:
sounds to me like he let you go because he thought anyone wearing cow pj's while driving an nsx @115mph was likely insane... far too much paperwork to deal with.


LOL!! That could be true....but anyone that know me knows that cow PJ's are par for the course. :D
 
Arshad said:
You got lucky! I did something similarly stupid a few months ago in an area close to my house which I know is often patrolled (I have no idea what I was thinking), and also got off with just a warning.

Wiggles -- my 2.5 year old daughter is watching it on the TV as I type. BTW, I went to a Wiggles concert a few years back with my boys, and they had a real blast. A little lame for the parents, but hey, it's all about the kids right? :)


Arshad....do you have a supercharger on your car?? I cannot remember...
 
Shumdit said:
Yes, I thought it might be a bad time to lighten the mood by saying "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" when he walked up! (If you are not a Chappelle show fan, you will not understand :wink:


HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! :D :D :tongue: :tongue:
 
I totally follow you on the Wiggles thing, my 2 1/2 year old son watches them all the time. Eveyrtime we rent a movie he is over pulling down another one of their videos. I think that us americans don't understand them all that well. In Australia they are even more popular. Maybe Neo can shed some light on the subject for us, I bet he has one of their posters up in his room :tongue:

I get the Chapelle joke too, that dude is funny as hell. Now, lets go have some pancakes at Prince's house and watch the R Kelly video. :biggrin:
 

while they are watching the Wiggles, I will be watching the Moms in the audience!


Yeah well nobody said you can't enjoy the fringe benefits :D


Arshad....do you have a supercharger on your car?? I cannot remember...


Yep the comptech SC.
 
Shumdit said:
Tonight I went up to the store to pick up some "Wiggles" tickets I had ordered online for the kids (no flames about the Wiggles please)
You'll get none from me :biggrin:

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<B>Shumdit</B> : You neglected to mention the bit where you gave the cop the wiggles tickets. ;) No wonder he let you off. :D You were very fortunate... imagine buying Wiggles tickets AND getting a speeding ticket in one day -- what a waste of so much money. :p :D :D :D


nuccaJB said:
In Australia they are even more popular. Maybe Neo can shed some light on the subject for us, I bet he has one of their posters up in his room :tongue:

Yeah, and if you come to Australia I'll let you visit my Wiggles Shrine. :rolleyes: :p
 
Oh, I have no interest in doing anything with them Dr. Phil, as I said, I am a "window-shopper" in that respect. I like to browse, but I am happy with what I have in the closet at home (so to speak, not that my wife is actually locked in the closet :biggrin: )
 
You guys did it, I am going to go get wiggles tickets today to take my son. He is going to love it. I am glad I read this thread I would have never known they were coming.
 
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