Strange new animal discovered in Brasil

[BATMANs]

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[gleibig]

Spitting cobra?

 

[Vega$ NSX]

I don't know, sometimes I find these news reports of weird animals in third world countries phallacious. :smile:

 

[Vega$ NSX]

I wonder if it will eat a pickle? Dill,does anyone know?

 

[Vega$ NSX]

Whew, for a minute there I got worried. I thought someone had hacked my phone and posted my video of my junk up on YouTube. :wink:

 

[Joker]

Mutated eel?

 

[gleibig]

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[BeldarC]

Is it poisonous?

 

[RYU]

Is it poisonous?

not if you use one of these

 

[HIJACKER]

What soundtrack is on the background of that video? Sounds really familiar...

 

[gleibig]

Just your common bush snake.

 

[Texas91Brent]

They sell alot of them in the gay section of the pet shop.........

 

[racer9x]

I have one, in my pants.:biggrin:

 

[Vega$ NSX]

They sell alot of them in the gay section of the pet shop.........

The mutated, doubled headed ones are a big hit with the ladies.

 

[gleibig]

Rule#1
Keep it out of bright light
Rule #2
Never get it wet
Rule #3
Never feed it viagra after midnight.

 

[Vega$ NSX]

Rule#1
Keep it out of bright light
Rule #2
Never get it wet
Rule #3
Never feed it viagra after midnight.

Rule #4
Don't pet or stroke for more than a few minutes
Rule #5
Keep away from zippers

 

[Vega$ NSX]

I've heard, though I can't confirm, the black variants of this species tend to be the largest.

 

[docjohn]

hmmm Batmans has ..............................snake envy.............:wink:

 

[gleibig]

hmmm Batmans has ..............................snake envy.............:wink:

He does go off a bit halfcocked sometimes.

 

[docjohn]

I hear his boots are made from the finest hand selected foreskins.............

 

[Vega$ NSX]

I hear his boots are made from the finest hand selected foreskins.............

Hilarious! I would have never thought of that joke. But then again, I guess that's why there is such a vas deferens between you and I.

 

[BATMANs]

I come back from back to back meetings of interviewing candidates for a couple of openings and voila! I see that this thread has sexploded.

 

[Vega$ NSX]

Yeah, it turned into a real orgy of activity.

 

[RYU]

Now all we need are representatives from the labia minora and majora party to join then it's a celebration.

 

[docjohn]

Hilarious! I would have never thought of that joke. But then again, I guess that's why there is such a vas deferens between you and I.

.hey now,never sell yourself..............short.