In the new (April 1, no foolin') AutoWeek, the cover story is about the new Mercedes SL500. The author takes issue with the statement by the Mercedes marketing VP that the SL500 "handles better than most high-performance sports cars" by stating: "When we think of 'high-performance sports cars,' we think of Ferrari 360s, Porsche 911s, Corvette Z06s, Dodge Vipers and Acura NSXs."