While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10
> > mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
> > The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
> > I replied, "I'm late for work."
> > "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> > I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> > The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
> > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
> > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge...
> > " The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on
> > his face..........PRICELESS!
> > mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
> > The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
> > I replied, "I'm late for work."
> > "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> > I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> > The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
> > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
> > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge...
> > " The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on
> > his face..........PRICELESS!
