Spinners Be Da Joke
Last year I was coming out of a store and I saw a gorgeous Lexus with...you guessed it...spinners. I was in shock how someone would humiliate themselves while turning a nice ride into a shame. But in the next instant I started laughing outloud in the parking lot. To continue my amusement, I walk up to the car and gave one of the wheels a spin, only to laugh more and louder.
Then in a deep baritone voice a man of dark complexion (say, why do white people refer to each other as “bro” when they are not even related?) asks me what the @#$% I am doing. To which I say, after gasping for air to stop laughing, “Well sir, you bought these wheels to spin, so I spun one of them.”
“But they ain’t yours to touch, punk.”
“Yes, you are correct and for that I do apologize. However, if you don’t want your wheels to spin or be spun, you shouldn’t have bought them.”