It sounds a bit rude, but it's okay...
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An attractive blonde walks into a casino and goes up to the craps table.
She puts $20,000 on a single number and says "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier if I roll the dice when I'm completely nude." So she strips off, rolls the dice and yells "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!" The dice come to a stop and she squeals "yes, yes, I've won!!!" She hugs the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes and leaves. Finally, one of the dealers asks "what did she roll?" and the other one answered "No idea - I thought you were watching". Which just proves that not all blondes are dumb - but all men are men....
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An attractive blonde walks into a casino and goes up to the craps table.
She puts $20,000 on a single number and says "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier if I roll the dice when I'm completely nude." So she strips off, rolls the dice and yells "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!" The dice come to a stop and she squeals "yes, yes, I've won!!!" She hugs the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes and leaves. Finally, one of the dealers asks "what did she roll?" and the other one answered "No idea - I thought you were watching". Which just proves that not all blondes are dumb - but all men are men....
. Thats one I haven't heard before.
